IDENTIFY THE IDIOT © John Brownlie

We identified a few eejits last week. There was Braden Davy, who thought that the UK would be able to identify and target military personnel only with a nuclear bomb. 

Then there was the Tory party who announced that they would give you a MUG if you gave them £25, becasue people in kitchens and living rooms all over the country wanted the Tories. (People anywhere else don't!) Or something!

Before that there was the Labour party, who have been promising more autonomy to SLAB for as long as there have been ravens in the Tower of London, telling us that Scottish Labour was to get more autonomy. Yawn! Who knows, one day Kez might get to choose whether she wants tea or coffee with her rich Tunnocks tea cake, but don't hold your breath Kez!

At that point John suggested the posts might be named "Identify the Idiot". Munguin liked the idea and approved it at the weekly board meeting (more work for Tris providing the board with champagne, oysters  and petits fours).

Without further ado then, I present to you today's example in what will probably be a long series of such articles under John's heading. It still qualifies although it was clearly sent some weeks ago. 

Rather obviously removing one of the superfluous sources of the world's nuclear weaponry is unlikely to make the bombing and destruction of another city more likely. Au contraire, I would have thought.  

But surely Kezia remembers that  her own party members wanted to get rid of Trident and voted for that to be Scottish Labour policy at their conference. Therefore, whether she likes it or not, it is Scottish Labour Party policy (if there is such a thing). Bit silly, but almost believable that she thinks that it's bad that the SNP has that policy, but good that Labour has it.

Possibly of course, she's just grateful that English Labour voted to retain the nukes, and she's just grateful that idiot Scots don't get to call the shots.

Additionally, it might have occurred to her that her boss is also in favour of ditching the beast.

So, you really have to wonder at the stupidity of this tweet:

Please note, John, that the board recommended that there be a small remuneration for this and I'm happy to inform you that the Czech is in the post, or rather on his bike, and on his way to you. Not sure how he'll get across the water as Munguin provided no travel expenses.