|So Aubrey from Fleet, Hants, England, sums it all up for us.|
My particular favourite was on his CV where he said he "stood down" as Labour leader in Scotland "after the 2015 election" without mentioning that he had originally had no intention of doing anything like that, and that he had been pushed into after losing 40 of their 41 seats in the country... Seats that they had held for decades, and in some cases 80 years and more. Seats in which they had had weigh-able votes and now had lost . There was no mention either, of his demotion by Ed Miliband.
Funniest thing of all is that he calls himself the "Rt Hon" Jim Murphy. Honestly! Even monumental jokes like Blair and Cameron don't do that.
He doesn't get any less creepy with time, does he?
Ironically, given his reputation among colleagues for being able to start a row in an empty room, his new company appears to be dedicated to conflict resolution.
Oh, they make you laugh.
|I thought you might like to see how Chinese royalty were treated here, and how massively impressed they were by it. Now we know why Osborne gave away all that stuff.|
|Munguin just doesn't give a damn...|
|OK, I'll get my coat...|
|No seriously, I'll get it right now...|
|On the way out, I'll leave this Daily Mail thing with you...|
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