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Rangers and Celtic and Nicola

I remember seeing him. Impressive looking guy

Oh, damn. If that lot of lying gits said it, I begin to question it

Well, you paid for it, didn't you...even if they spent it on something else,
 but remember that the next time Flipper Darling tries to tell you otherwise.

Χαίρομαι που θυμηθήκατε να αναφέρω μας Winston.

Oh well, if they can't guarantee that, then I'm
sticking with Camergoon and Ozbum

There were some proper Labour guys there...

The First President? Much better looking that Charlie

Is all this referendum not causing uncertainty...? Oh, no, silly me.
It's only the Scottish one that does that

Won't it be nice to have a constitution that they
can't make up as they go along?

Like anyone would be mad enough to trust Westminster on anything

That's the way to do it when you start the day with a bowl of porridge 

Such a cuddly sort, dontcha think?

Aye, and him an' all.

We're no faird o a bit of cald in Scotland

Cheering thought.

There was Celtic....

And there was Eck

Alistair Flipper wasn't there. Must have malfunctioned, again

Yes, she is. Anyone who equates the independence movement in their own country
 to the virus of Nazism is a pathetic disgrace

I don't think anyone will forget that your lordship

Scotland unique in Europe amongst all the independent nations.
Why can't Bitter Together just use the word Independent.
It's the word everyone else uses from Bulgaria to Portugal.
It makes them sound like they're too thick to know a word with 11 letters.