One George was a comedy character the other was a tragedy. who got his strange stance from falling of the roof when he attempted to fix the section which covered his friends and nobody else But he overreached and fell off...
I met him in a crowded room Where people go to drink away their gloom He sat me down and so began The story of a charmless man Educated the expensive way He knows his claret from a beaujolais I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs those family shares Will protect him, that you will respect him He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him He does the same to them and when you put it all together There's the model of a charmless man
He knows the swingers and their cavalry Says he can get in anywhere for free I began to go a little cross eyed And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen But no-one is listening and when you put it all together There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares Will protect him, that you will respect him Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen But no-one is listening and when you put it all together There's the model of a charmless man
I must admit to understanding where dear George comes from I myself am the product of a British elitism graduating with a 1st in moronics from the advanced university for Unionist trolls...
Niko, you should be a professor at the UUT, with tenure. In comparison to your good self, Deano is a Jim Murphyesque character, and has thus far failed to graduate in trolling.
I once 'sharted' on holiday in Corfu. Luckily it happened about 50 yards from the sea, and a quick sprint into the med rectified the situation. I was only wearing a pair of shorts at the time, and an onlooker would only have thought i had extremely tanned legs. :-)
If I remember that episode correctly, a couple of the characters daren't mention the "Scottish Play". The character on the left might have the same aversion.
One George was a comedy character the other was a tragedy.
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he attempted to fix the section which covered his friends
and nobody else But he overreached and fell off...
LOL And there was me thinking his publicly funded "image consultant" was responsible. But that's a much more reasonable explanation!
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I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
One a fool and a product of British elitism, and so is the other.
ReplyDeleteBoth there through no merit of their own.
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ReplyDeleteI must admit to understanding where dear George comes from I
myself am the product of a British elitism graduating with a 1st
in moronics from the advanced university for Unionist trolls...
Deano was there he was a fag for the lower fourth
We know, Niko. You got a doctorate in it!
DeleteNiko, you should be a professor at the UUT, with tenure.
DeleteIn comparison to your good self, Deano is a Jim Murphyesque character, and has thus far failed to graduate in trolling.
is the one on the left, one of those flag waving nationalists I keep hearing about? They are right, they do look unhinged ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo unhinged he looks like he's about to become totally detached and fall over!!
DeleteI like Niko's description in the first comment, on how they came by that stance.
Morning Munguin (and Tris). Sorry to be off topic but just to say thatI have sent you an email. :-)
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Morning Braco. I'll go look.
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Looks like a very awkward hachiji-dachi stance.
ReplyDeleteNah, it's more like too much Coke to me!
DeleteHe look like he had 14 pints of Guinness last night, and isn't sure if it is only a fart.
ReplyDeleteApparently, that is known as "sharting".
DeleteI once 'sharted' on holiday in Corfu. Luckily it happened about 50 yards from the sea, and a quick sprint into the med rectified the situation. I was only wearing a pair of shorts at the time, and an onlooker would only have thought i had extremely tanned legs. :-)
DeleteTOOOOOO much information
DeleteMy wife at the time found it quite funny. :-)
DeleteFAR too much information.... :¬)
DeleteIf I remember that episode correctly, a couple of the characters daren't mention the "Scottish Play".
ReplyDeleteThe character on the left might have the same aversion.
LOL. He's certainly not a fan of Scotland.
DeleteDon't mention John Swinney!
and both lunatics
ReplyDeleteYep, especially the one on the left!
DeleteFollow through
ReplyDeleteWell he certainly doesn't follow through with his budgets. More U-turns than a circular pipe!
DeleteNiko and his fellow-travellers have ensured that the 'charmless man' will be with us for the foreseeable future.
ReplyDeleteWell... there are various possibilities. Brexit would surely see him gone... or too much laughing and joking partying and coking...
DeleteThe post genuinely made me smile. I wonder what George would look like in that wig?
ReplyDeletePaints a picture.
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