Scotland welcomes the Autumn Statement, or Budget as we would call it, even if it is late (December is winter here), and none of it does us any good at all. Some of it will actually do harm, particularly to the old, and the poor. But what do you expect from a bunch of self serving flea bags like the Tories?
Never mind. Think of all the fun we will have with the Federal road signs.
|Or the Treasury as some people like to call it euphemistically|
|They are apparently going to go after the tax dodgers,|
just like they said they would do every year since 2010.
|It's a government of caring sharing people|
They care about themselves and they share with their friends
and the bankers. Just call him Rich for short.
|As they used to sing in the 60s: |
"Things go better with Coke!"
|This sort of a .... no just this sort.|
|And "the brains" of the organisation.|
Well, you didn't think he thought up all this by himself,
I'd imagine tying his laces uses up his daily share of intellect.
|Well, you have to turn up for the important stuff.|
|Click to make the thieving bitch bigger.|
|IDS wins a prize.|
|Just like his granny... the rust bucket.|
Where there is discord, let us bring war.
Where there is hunger, let us bring starvation.
And where there is misery,
let see what we can do to increase it!...
|...Obviously except for "people like us"...|
|...Unless they aren't donors to the Conservative Party|
in which case they are despicable...tax avoiding scumbags... obviously.
Oh yeah, I know there should have been a Liberal or two in there too, becasue they are part of the government and Danny Right Hand Man Alexander was almost certainly largely involved in the autumn statement, but they seem to have been forgotten. There was no news about any of them, except apparently Nick Clegg saying he wanted to spend more time away from the Commons (which I am sure will be arranged for him in a few months time... around May probably).
However, for those who like that sort of thing, here's a picture of Danny, looking cute...as ever.