|It's not all oil
|Not a bad balance
|And you got a new jacket...
|The birds have worked it out
|If I were you Eck, I'd have a good belly laugh...
|Thanks to Urchin for this
|Mr Cameron will be handing out knighthoods for this
|Well, we'd be at least £600 better off, so why wouldn't they?
|Well, duh! Because they are nasty dangerous things that might well blow up.
|Well Ed, Johann? What you got to say to that?
|Not just a pretty face is our Kezia
|Hard to argue, unless you like supporting London.
And Labour can talk about solidarity with English working classes,
but that's not where it's going.
The English working classes are starving too.
|Next these people will be wanting electric trains and duel carriageways
|Wanted: A prime minister with a bit of bottle. Move along, no one here like that
Actually, he had to admit that he has no mandate in Scotland and that he is roundly hated by everyone except Ruthie.
|This is what Johann's leg looks like
|Nope. You're avoiding debating with him because everyone,
even the staunchest unionists would shout you down.
You have NO support here. Bugger off.
|These are from Urchin: This is a play on Descartes' "Je pense, donc je suis"
(I think, therefore I am.) In an increasingly consumer oriented world, it becomes "I buy, therefore I am"