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Never mind Alistair, just as you see your campaign being pilloried left right and centre and your own good name being held aloft as a figure of fun, someone has come along to show you the way.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the No campaign's secret weapon: Ukip's very own loonie in chief, Nigel Farage, who has come to bail Alistair and NoBlair out. Here's a man who can claim even more in expenses and do less work and more drinking than the greediest Tory Earl with a moat for cleaning or a flipping chancellor.
YesBlair and all you nasty cybernats better beware. You have been warned.
Nasty Nigel is on his way to hostelry near you...