Thursday, 3 April 2014


How can you trust someone who changes his age every year?
Bless him, he tried, but no one listened 
If you are called for interview, take garlic, a cross and a stake!
Well... his job's at risk!
If he'd actually done this he couldn't have got more publicity
But then, who listens to Nick Clegg?
Someone took a photo in my bedroom!
The words "tosser" and "useless" come to mind
Bravo Vince!
You and 29 others
You have been warned: Poison!
Who cares?
Oooops Alistair, Freudian slip?
How come?
Risk, Professor?
I was thinking a sticker would look good on him...
Well, better than that jacket which is even sillier than
John Barrowman's
Really, as well as the jet lag, this must take some getting used to.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
I hope this wee fella got where he was wanting to go!
Yes, please don't. Looks really good on this lad, but really bad on you.
"Anyone got a hot water bottle I could borrow?"


  1. Umm lots of pretty pictures

    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more: it is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    1. That's true... written by the English equivalent to Rabbie Burns.

      He's nearly as good too!

      Yes, the pics are pretty... specially the one of that fool failing to toss a pancake.

  2. I love the baby polar bear! But laughed out loud at some of them. Yeah that lying swine alicsammin :-)

    1. Nothing better than a good laugh at pomposity PP.

      The Polar Bear is a wee beauty!

  3. Silly Willie Rennie's sunshine strategy is to give us more of Danny Alexander whose middle name is Brian, Gaelic for 'sun'. I don't think this strategy will be a huge success.

  4. That should read Grian not 'Brian'. Bloody automatic spell checker!

    1. I was going to say... just as well it wasn't Brain... I mean that wouldn't be at all apposite!!

      I doubt many of us want much more Mr Alexander!