Thursday 31 December 2015

BLIADHNA MHATH UR!

2015 WASN'T THE BEST YEAR EVER....


ALTHOUGH THERE WAS (FOR SOME OF US) THE ODD BRIGHT MOMENT


LET'S TRY TO MAKE 2016 A BETTER ONE... FOR EVERYONE


BONNE ANNÉE À TOUTES ET À TOUS...


MUNGUIN

Tuesday 29 December 2015

NEXT TIME A TORY COMES KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ASKING FOR YOUR VOTE...

ASK THEM HOW THEY FOUND THE MONEY TO BOMB SYRIA, RENEW TRIDENT, AND REBUILD WESTMINSTER, OR GIVE THEMSELVES AND THE QUEEN A PAY RISE...

...THEN ASK THEM HOW THAT COMPARES IN IMPORTANCE TO THE UTTER MISERY AND RUIN THAT THEIR NEGLECT AND PARSIMONY HAS CAUSED 








 ON REFLECTION, DON'T BOTHER. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

Edit 30/1/15: I thought this was worth inclusion...



JUST FOR A LAUGH

A: I have the perfect son. 

B: Does he smoke? 

A: No, he doesn’t. 

B: Does he drink whisky? 

A: No, he doesn’t. 

B: Does he ever come home late? 

A: No, he doesn’t. 

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"


Three Aussie blokes, Mongrel, Coot, and Bluey are working up on an outback mobile phone tower; as they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says,'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'

'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead, and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."

She answered, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are...'

Saturday 26 December 2015

PROPER SOPPY SUNDAY

1.

2.
3. Sween Castle, Scotland
4.
5.
6. China
7.
8.
9.
10. Loch Maree, Scotland.
11.
12.
13. Iceland
14.
15. Or probably not.
16.
17, 18, 19.