Showing posts with label floods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label floods. Show all posts

Sunday, 10 January 2016

SNP BAD FOR HAVING DECENT (IF SOMEWHAT ELDERLY) CLOTHES

What happened on Saturday was Nicola Sturgeon and other senior politicians went out to visit some places which have been damaged badly in the floods of the last few weeks.

As you can see from the photographs Nicola went to people's houses and talked to them, hugged them, and she brought with her news that the Scottish Government will be making grants available to people who have lost goods ...to the value of £1,500. Not a massive amount, but three times what the British government is paying out to their flood victims

With people still living in houses full of foul smelling sludge, their furniture and carpets ruined and dampness everywhere... wondering if it is over or if there is more to come, you'd have reckoned that the press might have seen this as a reasonably good way for these politicians to be spending their Saturday.

But you have to remember that these politicians were SNP. Which immediately made caring about people BAAAAAAAD.

What The Daily Telegraph, from the comfort of Sark, was interested in, was how much Nicola's outfit cost. A Barbour Jacket worth £179 and a pair of Hunters Boots at £130. What an extravagance! Clearly the Telegraph wasn't in the least interested in people who have no homes, or whose homes are mainly mud. They probably think everyone in a bit of a mess goes off to their summer home in Tuscany or books into Gleneagles.

Apparently Cameron, although he had a pair of Hunters just like Nicola's, sent someone out to buy a pair of £12.99 wellies from ASDA before he visited English flood areas (I say areas rather than victims, because Dave seemed to avoid ordinary victims close up). Ever the PR man, he thought he would look too posh in his Hunters, so he spent an extra £12.99 trying to look ordinary. 

Nicola, just put on the boots she had and got on with hugging. She also dealt with the criticism of her wear with customary good humour:


@biscuit_ersed @JournoStephen @horton_official I blame @PeterMurrell - he bought me the Barbour jacket for Christmas a couple of years ago.


I confess - I bought the Barbour jacket. What I now want to know is - who bought her the wellies??

We make a lot of noise about how much politicians earn, how much they can salt away, and how much they charge us for their moats and duck houses, but everyone knows that government ministers are reasonably well paid, as they should be. We all know too, that people like Cameron is personally very rich. He can easily afford to buy expensive clothes, cars, houses. There's no point in his likes pretending that they have to wear ASDA wellies or fly Ryan Air cattle class, as he has in the past. 

As long as they use their own money, we really don't care what they wear or how they travel. Most specially if we are trying to dry out the kitchen so we can switch back on the electricity.

What was even more amusing was that, as Doug Daniel noticed,  a Labour councillor, who owns a Porsche, though it worth sharing a tweet about Nicola's millionaire clothes costing all of £309. A Porsche, if you please!
Nicola's Barbour jacket was, as she said, a present 2 Christmases ago from her husband. Ruth Davidson can confirm how much it cost. She has one the same, only it's never been the headlines in a national so probably it feels a little let down. 


Alex Salmond got no mention for not having any wellies, nor indeed a Barbour!


In the meantime someone discovered that Fluffy has, indeed been out looking at the floods. There all you Dumfries people who thought the wee soul had got lost... He was in that dub all the time... and it's not a tan, it's rust!

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

WHAT A COMPLETELY CRAP GOVERNMENT

The European Union has a fund for countries hit by natural disasters. It is not a fund specifically aimed at Eastern Europe, but open to all member states. Germany has even received funds from it.

Floods are natural disasters. Britain is a member of the European Union.

It is entitled to claim from this fund.

However Mr Cameron has decided not to ask for any help. (Fair warning: This link is from the Daily Express, a UKIP newspaper, and the article is fiercely anti-Europe.)

I'm pretty sure Scottish taxpayers flooded out of their homes, and the Scottish government, on a limited and fixed budget, would appreciate any help from Brussels that could be made available. However, as Scotland is not a member state, the Scottish government cannot apply for this money.

Given that the Tories appeared to laugh at the plight of flooded families at today's PMQs, it is understandable that they wouldn't want to be bothered applying, but the Scottish government does care, so perhaps someone in London could give us permission to ask for help to dry out our people?

This is not the first time that Britain has refused help from the EU (which it then whines costs the country a fortune). £22 million was set aside by the EU for Britain, to help feed people who were in extreme poverty.

I'm sure that beneficiaries and benefactors of food banks alike would have welcomed the EU taking some of the strain.

But it was declined by the Tories who though it was better for the British government to deal with poverty! Presumably they deal with it by leaving it to charities and having a laugh about hungry kids.

All this from a country (with 1 million plus people using food banks) which insists on giving foreign aid to countries which don't need it, despite, in some cases, that country begging the UK NOT to give them money.

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Tuesday, 29 December 2015

NEXT TIME A TORY COMES KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ASKING FOR YOUR VOTE...

ASK THEM HOW THEY FOUND THE MONEY TO BOMB SYRIA, RENEW TRIDENT, AND REBUILD WESTMINSTER, OR GIVE THEMSELVES AND THE QUEEN A PAY RISE...

...THEN ASK THEM HOW THAT COMPARES IN IMPORTANCE TO THE UTTER MISERY AND RUIN THAT THEIR NEGLECT AND PARSIMONY HAS CAUSED 








 ON REFLECTION, DON'T BOTHER. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

Edit 30/1/15: I thought this was worth inclusion...



Saturday, 1 February 2014

SNAPS ON SUNDAY

Yes. Danny Alexander and all the other people who think that it is fair
 that THEIR kids have to have bedrooms in the housing the state pays for them,
despite not living there full time, and that we should pay for visits
I'm incredibly rich and frankly neither I, nor any of my toff cabinet
gives a stuff how you live, or indeed IF you live
Odd that!
Sinking without a trace. Water Rats.
Incase someone like me is saying that you're a chancing old Spiv?
Yer on your own Ken. No one else gives a toss
Glad it is working out for someone.
Little things mean a lot Johann
It's not all about the SNP
Johanns wee things keep on rearing their ugly head... and will for some time
That's the bloke. Probably soon to be an ex-MP , but don';t worry folks,
he'll just go into the retirement chamber. Lord Clegg of Fudge
Yep... just imagine. No more Blair.
No more pandering to the rich south east
But even from here you can see the cut is
 altogether better on the panto dame
Does anything our MPs say ever make any difference at all?
Nope, thought not.
What complete and utter hell. Nope can't be done.
Completely Simples
Hmmm, that died a death, Dave. Prepare for withdrawal.
Monsieur Hollande's not for turning!