RANDOM THOUGHTS

IT'S MONDAY MONTAGE

You wouldn't want to make it up, 
unless you were writing a horror story.

Still, it's true to say that they seem to be doing a job of work on things that matter to people

And it the Queen can bother to turn up and read the drivel she did, the least that the MPs could do was turn up to the debates about it.

But don't let the truth get in the way of a bit of Jock bashing

Oh look, there they are again showing the place disrespect by turning up to work instead of sitting in the bars.

Well said. They will sink to any depths to make a hit show.

Here's a suggestion.
I noticed Airmiles was sporting one of these watches
 that cost something in the order of £12,000

But soon they will have got rid of the problems of the sick scrounger.
They can speed up the death rate now that the Liberals won't whine about it.

The difference is that he has class and knows the right people,
 and she...well... doesn't. Lovely country

A vast amount of the benefits in this country go straight to landlords in housing benefits...and indirectly to employers, who can get away with paying less in wages than the average rent in the area.

If you though McVile was a bitch,
I suspect you may be in for a surprise.
The Priti one looks like she is shaping up to
take home prizes in foulness.

Good old Professor Stephenson.
Thicker than a thick thing that has been covered in 190 coats of thickening paint.

The question is, who the hell would want that worm addressing their conference.  I'm proud to say that I once refused the opportunity to meet him, most insistently too.

At least thank goodness, he has resigned from the Middle East job Bush gave him for being a totally faithful little puppet
and plunging the region into utter chaos. Actually as peace envoy he kept at it and achieved much the same result but more of it.
 I hope he never has another night's sleep for all the blood he has on his hands.

Nope, he doesn't look any more sensible or statesmanlike standing on his head. I think they have chosen badly.
 Mundell maybe would make a reasonable councillor,
or even a back bench MP, but a Cabinet Minister he is not.
But then...who else was there? Oh yeah, no one!

I truly hope he bursts. Loudly.

They were always a loving lot, the Tories, although he may have been a Liberal when he said that. Who knows? He put himself about a bit.

This one was a Liberal.. or rather, a Whig.

Can't argue that.

What a pleasant man. Has he met IDS? They'd probably get on.

FOTOS FOR FRIDAY

So, until they change that, wild horses wouldn't drag me into their store.

They demand sick people work and then they go all out to make it difficult for them. What a cow.

I wonder what the land reforms will cost them in Immoral.
Sorry Balmoral.

All about class, connections, who's who, London
Society, and Old School Ties.

And this is all about common sense.

They say there's nothing to worry about...

...but it doesn't seem like that to me...

and there is the small detail of it costing money we don't have...

How embarrassing. No one cared Jack.
Yawn. The FM that will go down in history for
 wearing a skirt in New York.

No, I hadn't but, if you want to swing by for drinks on Saturday evening,
Munguin will be happy to get to know you.

Are you not a bit old for this job?
But wait, I hear B&M are looking for folk...

Well, you should have...

So Alistair is good, is he?
Not what I heard.

Never saw that one coming, did you Mr Smarty Pants.

Nor, I suspect this one.

Exactly

Was that when you were pulling your pants down...or up, Paddy?

I wish I'd thought of that, says Jim.

In bleach... no wait, H2SO4

Bang on, son.

Well, what do you know?

Including the unlovely Viscount Aston and his uppity daughter.