Showing posts with label Balmoral. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Balmoral. Show all posts

Monday, 8 August 2016

IF GEORGE SETS UP IN BUSINESS AS A SLATER AND ROOFER...

POINT HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE TOWELS THAT NEED FOLDED

He was pretty crap at towel folding, but for heaven's sake, he was just a joke as the Finance Secretary. I wish the queen joy at having him as a companion, of honour, or indeed anything else. A word to the wise, Liz, if he offers to do the roof at Balmoral, tell him to bugger off.

Thursday, 21 May 2015

FOTOS FOR FRIDAY

So, until they change that, wild horses wouldn't drag me into their store.
They demand sick people work and then they go all out to make it difficult for them. What a cow.
I wonder what the land reforms will cost them in Immoral.
Sorry Balmoral.
All about class, connections, who's who, London
Society, and Old School Ties.
And this is all about common sense.
They say there's nothing to worry about...
...but it doesn't seem like that to me...
and there is the small detail of it costing money we don't have...
How embarrassing. No one cared Jack.
Yawn. The FM that will go down in history for
 wearing a skirt in New York.
No, I hadn't but, if you want to swing by for drinks on Saturday evening,
Munguin will be happy to get to know you.
Are you not a bit old for this job?
But wait, I hear B&M are looking for folk...
Well, you should have...
So Alistair is good, is he?
Not what I heard.
Never saw that one coming, did you Mr Smarty Pants.
Nor, I suspect this one.

Exactly
Was that when you were pulling your pants down...or up, Paddy?

I wish I'd thought of that, says Jim.
In bleach... no wait, H2SO4
Bang on, son.
Well, what do you know?
Including the unlovely Viscount Aston and his uppity daughter.

Friday, 12 September 2014

SATURDAY SNAPS

Well said, Bruce. They would use anything.
They have no problems who or what you are.

Cheap or what, pretending 12 year olds are your supporters
when they are NOT.
Oh...someone in the BBC who tells the truth?
Gee, now that's a rarity.
Eh Nick?
So it was all lies...
Even about Asda...
And Tesco
The pleasure will be enormous.

This is what Better Together means which is why we
should be supporting our foodbank, buying Caledonia
by the Libations and voting yes. There are no
food banks in Norway, Iceland, Denmark...
They trotted out Presser who had to write the words Better Together on his hand
lest looking around him he thought the organisation was Hell Together.
They always trot him out because he and Dennis Skinner are  their only working class
spokesmen. Pity Presser is now an aristocratic working class person.
... and the glory, but yeah, mostly the money which
starts rolling in with the books
and the after dinner talks and the boardroom jobs
and the house of lords allowance...
And they are Too Posh, I'd say.
Your next prime minister?
Oh look, I found something that's appealing
Clearly not a politician.
Middle window, top floor, left hand side bottom pane
Seems someone at the big hoose is a YES supporter.

Ma'am?
They are not too poor or wee or stupid.
Lucky old them.
Why you say that Frankie?
...Oh yeah, I see what ya mean.
Edwardian may be a bit on the modern side.
Well there's one who will vote against Cameron's plans.
He simply doesn't see why they would waste good money on Jocks.

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

"SCOTLAND IS NOT BLOODY SLOVENIA"; A GEOGRAPHY LESSON FROM SPUD

Mr Murphy, one time Scotland Secretary and now Shadow Defence Minister has complained that when David Cameron comes to Scotland he behaves like a foreign dignitary visiting a Balkan country. (I'm not sure why he chose Slovenia, or indeed the Balkans, for his little rant and he doesn't go on to explain it. Why not, I wondered, a Scandinavian country, like...erm...Norway? Oh no, wait a minute. That will be because we are nothing like Norway, for obvious reasons.)

Mr Murphy, described by the Telegraph as the most high profile Scot in Labour's ranks, was talking about the future campaign against the SNP's independence plans (which shows what they think of Iain Gray or the great administrator, Tom Harris).

Murphy has ruled out standing on a platform with David Cameron, whom, he says, comes to Scotland and stands in front of a Saltire and a Union Flag, and little else. This stance was echoed by the less well known, Iain Gray, who said that Labour would make its own arrangements to show why Britain is better. (Can't wait for that!)

Spud has got a point though. Cameron doesn't engage at all with Scots. He doesn't begin to understand the situation here, and I shouldn't think he cares. The country returns one Tory MP, and that's only Fluffy! It's hardly worth the effort.

He has made a few visits north of the border, but nothing of any real note. He has made a flying visit to the Tory conference, and of course there was the famous visit to the Queen's private estate when he kept her, and the National Anthem, waiting while he politicked with the crowd, and then left early the next day, giving the impression that the atmosphere had been frosty. (Added to which his wife wore an unsuitable trouser suit which she had borrowed to advertise the designer's work. I'm sure the Queen would have been thrilled that the traditional weekend she has to spend with the prime minister was being used as an advertisement for someone in the rag trade: "Paul Smith Clothing Company: Making clothes fit for a [visit to a] Queen"!

Fluffy Mundell, the Under Secretary at the Scotland Office, however, has some idea that all that is a show of respect by his leader for our country. Oh well, Fluffy, I suppose you have to say that, don't you. Otherwise you'd lose the very junior position you hold in government?

A spokesman for the First Minister responding to the comments from Murphy, noted that the unionist parties were fighting each other like ferrets in a sack, and the the FM had no desire to intrude upon the grief of the unionists who were losing the place and fast losing the constitutional debate in Scotland.

Pic: Jim (Spud) Murphy... what will happen to him when he loses his looks?

Thursday, 21 January 2010

BRING BACK JACK.... OR ANYONE ELSE.... PLEASE.......



I read the excellent reports and observations from both Subrosa and Dean the Tory on First Minister’s Questions this week. Both made it clear that Iain Gray had been particularly pathetic this week, plumbing new depths for even him. So, ever eager for a laugh, I popped over to the BBC iplayer and watched the performance. All I can say is: you can always trust Subrosa and Dean to get it right.

Just because this is an independence and republican leaning blog, it does not mean that it does not take a serious view of the security of Scotland’s head of state. The question for debate today was mapping of footpaths close to the Queen’s private Scottish residence at Balmoral. It is reasonable that this question be investigated in the light of security issues; it is not right, of course, that the matter should simply be accepted without question.

Mr Gray, however, seems to have found that royal security is either close to his heart, or he imagines that it may do him some good electorally. And so, he wasted all his time at First Minister’s Questions on this subject. Just like nothing else of importance was happening in the country.

Mr Salmond, clearly forewarned that Mr Gray was likely to tackle the matter (having been on Radio this very morning talking about it), came to the chamber armed with all the facts of the matter and paperwork to support it. Rosanna Cunningham, the minister responsible, had done everything correctly. She had investigated the security concerns (not simply accepted them) and had ordered that offending footpaths not be mapped. Mr Salmond had the letters to prove it. It was an open and shut case. Most people would have retreated at this point, but Mr Gray went on and on asking the same question over and over again, and being humiliated more and more on each occasion.

Was he successful?
One way of judging a leader’s performance is the cheers and waving of paper, banging of desks and clapping of their supporters.... There was none for Gray. No one said a word, no one clapped, and no one banged on his desk. Faces were long. Gray was stuttering. On the other hand Mr Salmond was clapped and cheered. So, Salmond 5, Gray 0. Again!

Dean mentions the fact on his blog that the Government of Scotland deserves a decent opposition, and I would agree with that. But i would go further. The people of Scotland deserve a better opposition. This weekly display of amateur incompetence may make life easy for Alex, but it is an embarrassment for the people of Scotland. Gray should stand down and let a proper leader form a proper opposition.
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