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| That's right, bow before your new monarch, while he looks bored, and in the opposite direction. What a prat! |
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| Lower, you commoner. Another monarch you serve, Cameron. |
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| Sorry readers. It wasn't our intention for you to choke with laughter. |
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| Gideon promises to pay down the deficit by 3020, or 4020 or something... |
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| Ah yes. There are numerous women in various different part of the country, who are lookalikes for this one. But it's OK, they aren't the same, because they have different names. What they have in common is that they all used to be Labour supporters, but now they are supporting the Ruth Davidson Party because Ruth is the only party utterly committed to the union. |
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| Nice company to keep. Add the Ruth Davidson party. |
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| Well, it wasn't them, was it? |
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| Ah, the intelligentsia has arrived. |
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| Has to be one or the other. |
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| Better Together, huh? |
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| ...and Munguin's Republic. |
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| Not gonna disagree with that! |
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| Aye Jackie.... |
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| What's that you say Jackie? 13,000? Sure... |
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| Well, you had to grow something for the poor, Dave. |
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| You'd have thought they would have considered that before the belly ached about the one party state, or not? |
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| Don't worry Dave. No one will ever say you were a great man. We can imagine what they WILL say, but Munguin's granny reads this so... Mum's the word... |
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| Aye, that's Jim, the shortest ever holder of the labour leadership.. And that's saying something! |
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| Well, you never know Frankie, it's best to be prepared... and then there are these |
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| It could be funny, if it were not true. |
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| It's a thought... |
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| Yep, we moved out of the 19th century some time ago |
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| So, remind me, where is the difference? |
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| Remember that we are a Christian country. We know this because Cameron and the Queen have told us so. |
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| It's small wonder there is racial hatred, isn;t it? |
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| That's radical, right-wing, billionaire sociopaths! |
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| We don't want 200,000 new members unless they agree do what Mr Blair tells them. |
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| Caring and loving Kendall? Disabled people are ordinary people you witless muppet! |
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| Sorry. Mr Miliband was just out of shot there. |
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| But we did manage to get this miserable tight wad git. The deal seems to be that for these cretins that if you can't see poor people and their misery, then they don't exist. The podgy one with the boozer's red face musta have been absent the day they did that part of the course. |
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| Always a good choice to pick a good mate you've given a K to investigate whether you are a murdering bastard or not. |
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| What was it this oddball said about narrow nationalism? |
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| You and Brown and a whole pile of other shamed and disgraced self servers. For that reason, if no other, I hope Corbyn sweeps the board. The Hague is beautiful in the autumn. |
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| It won't stop them trying to blame Thatcher on the SNP, but it's nice to know the truth. |
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| Right. So 105 years later... and the House of Lords is still there! How's that working out? |
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| Well, you won't be able to until we are independent, but you could help the Labour party fulfil their promise, if a little late... |
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| Bizarre that there are so many Labour MPs decrying this budget, when Ed wouldn't change it at all... |
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| As usual, nail hit firmly on the head. |
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| Don't worry Rachel. We know that you metropolitan lot can't be annoyed with the unemployed. |
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| Lynton Crosby or John McTernan. I get them mixed up. |
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| Somebody tell Jim Murphy that this man existed? |
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| Mark yourselves out of 100. |
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| Poor old posh Ed. |
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| |We know this. They know this. But they cling to the idea that the 'Great' in Great Britain means something other than simply 'Large' by comparison to Bretagne (Brittany). |
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| So how can this non legal entity be a separate party with its own leader and different patriotic Scottish policies when it cannot even be sued for wrongful dismissal? |
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| Isn't it funny...? |
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| When will we see Tory Threat...? far far more worrying. |
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| Amazingly, as they feel so strongly about it they are going to make them illegal. |
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| David Cameron is reported in the Daily Telegraph to have told friends he regards SNP leader Alex Salmond as "bagged, stuffed and mounted on my wall". Might have been a tad premature. |
