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| That's right, bow before your new monarch, while he looks bored, and in the opposite direction. What a prat! |
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| Lower, you commoner. Another monarch you serve, Cameron. |
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| Sorry readers. It wasn't our intention for you to choke with laughter. |
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| Gideon promises to pay down the deficit by 3020, or 4020 or something... |
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| Ah yes. There are numerous women in various different part of the country, who are lookalikes for this one. But it's OK, they aren't the same, because they have different names. What they have in common is that they all used to be Labour supporters, but now they are supporting the Ruth Davidson Party because Ruth is the only party utterly committed to the union. |
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| Nice company to keep. Add the Ruth Davidson party. |
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| Well, it wasn't them, was it? |
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| Ah, the intelligentsia has arrived. |
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| Has to be one or the other. |
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| Better Together, huh? |
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| ...and Munguin's Republic. |
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| Not gonna disagree with that! |
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| Aye Jackie.... |
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| What's that you say Jackie? 13,000? Sure... |
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| Well, you had to grow something for the poor, Dave. |
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| You'd have thought they would have considered that before the belly ached about the one party state, or not? |
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| Don't worry Dave. No one will ever say you were a great man. We can imagine what they WILL say, but Munguin's granny reads this so... Mum's the word... |
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| Aye, that's Jim, the shortest ever holder of the labour leadership.. And that's saying something! |
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| Well, you never know Frankie, it's best to be prepared... and then there are these |
