Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts

Monday, 8 August 2016

IF GEORGE SETS UP IN BUSINESS AS A SLATER AND ROOFER...

POINT HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE TOWELS THAT NEED FOLDED

He was pretty crap at towel folding, but for heaven's sake, he was just a joke as the Finance Secretary. I wish the queen joy at having him as a companion, of honour, or indeed anything else. A word to the wise, Liz, if he offers to do the roof at Balmoral, tell him to bugger off.

Sunday, 12 April 2015

RANDOM MONDAY THOUGHTS

I seriously thought better of you Charlie
I never thought better of YOU.
Try it in Scotland and see what happens to you.
Quite believable.
Ask yourself...do I look cute? Will people go awww, when they see him feeding me?
Will it increase his vote chances? If the answer is no, you'd better head for the food bank.
At all costs this person must loose his job.
Gotta make a profit somehow...
He sure learned a lot.
Don;t you love it when a plan comes together?
Uriah Heap and Bob Cratchit next
Expansion of the Big Society?
We are all in it together remember
You should be applying for jobs while you're standing in that queue!
The local what?
You'd think they would know about that by now.
And this is the economy improved?
Hands up who'd like to see IDS doing this?
Two hands for doing it in the snow....



My thanks to Niko for pointing out this article. It paints a picture I know only too well of people hating every minute of their work, terrified of making a mistake or missing a target for fear of having money withheld. Victorian Britain right enough.

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

THANK GOODNESS THAT THE ECONOMY HAS RECOVERED

So we have heard a great deal today, about how the economy, under Osborne's benevolent control, has come good. And now everything is hunky dory.  

Well, it is, isn't it? 

There are all these new jobs....
That'll keep the wolf from the door in this all singing all dancing Tory economy...
Although, it seems that many others may be doing better....
Whatever, it's no thanks to this moron.

... and his interminable lies about benefits Britain.
As we are all in it together, I'm sure that scenes like this will be a thing of the past within the next few days.
And, of course, Scotland is always treated fairly in matters of the economy.
And from top to bottom we are all benefiting from Mr Osborne's economic miracle
I suppose it must be the neighbours bring down the tone of the area.
Yes, that's it.
Maybe, now that the economy has recovered, we can stop killing off the poor and the sick, and start supporting them again like civilised people do.

Tuesday, 3 June 2014

YOU'D THINK THAT WITH ALL HIS MONEY HE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD SOME NEW LIES TO TELL


iScotland would have to "queue up" to join the EU, he said, for some strange reason, while he was campaigning in the Newark by-election in England. They care in Newark?

He also said he was disappointed that Scottish people living in the rest of the UK would not be able to vote in September's independence referendum. Although, as the referendum, by UK law, had to get the permission of the UK government to take place, and was the joint responsibility of the UK and Scottish governments in its range and methodology, it seems strange to bring this up now and not before the Edinburgh Agreement was signed. Of course it would have been almost impossible to ascertain who would have been eligible to vote, and that is why it was not seriously considered. But people like Cameron never let the truth get in the way of creating bitterness when it suits their own political ends. 

He said: "If Scotland vote for independence they are no longer members of the EU and it's become clearer and clearer since this campaign started that they would have to reapply to join the EU and as such, as an independent country, they would have to queue up as it were behind other countries - for instance those in the western Balkans that are already on the path towards membership”.

Well that’s, at best, conjecture, and at worst, lies. He must be the only person in the world who seriously believes that an expansionist organisation like the EU would disfranchise Scottish citizens, take away their passports, driving licences, and all their rights as European citizens, at the same time as removing all the rights a privileges of other EU states’ citizens to live, study, work in Scotland, and put them on hold so that countries like Montenegro and Macedonia could take precedence over them.

The scenario is too ridiculous to imagine. All EU students at Scottish Universities would immediately be obliged to either return home in the middle of their courses, or to pay steep fees for the rest of their education. All fishing in Scottish waters would stop; all projects being funded by the EU would immediately have no cash; Scottish people living overseas would become aliens in their new countries, as would all the Europeans working here. And for what?

 Scotland, as a current member of the UK, and therefore the EU, meets all the criteria of being a member of the EU. Why would they queue behind countries which are working to bring their finances, human right, etc, etc, into line with Europe, possibly taking decades to do so?

No one is suggesting it would be an overnight rubber stamping. A new country would most likely have to negotiate terms, and no one really expects that any of the opt outs, or penalties for these opt outs, currently enjoyed or paid by the UK would necessarily continue. But most intelligent and educated estimates are that, within a period of 18 months, these issues could easily be resolved. East German territories and citizens, after all, became a member overnight when accepted into reunified Germany.

On the other hand, when Greenland obtained the power from Denmark to make its own decisions on these matters, and decided to withdraw from the EU, it took it 2 years for the EU to reluctantly let it go.

Of course Mr Cameron could have sorted this uncertainty long ago. It is in his hands to ask the EU for a judgement on Scotland’s position. Mr Salmond has asked him to do this. He has refused. He prefers to be able to play on fear. That is the kind of Prime Minister that Scotland has. One who appears to be at war with the country. In short, an enemy. 


Needless to say Cameron continued with the usual tired old dross about hoping the Scottish people will vote to remain in the United Kingdom because we're a successful family of nations, all bringing something to this United Kingdom.  But I refer you, and him, to the video in a previous Munguin post.

For someone campaigning in an English by-election with absolutely no connection to Scotland he made a great deal of independence. You began to wonder if he hadn’t lost the plot as he rambled on about risks outside the UK. Not being able keep the pound (lie), outside the UK you wouldn't have such a strong economy with so many jobs…(another lie, as the economy in London and Oxford is entirely different from anywhere in Scotland… and the unemployment figures on a country wide basis being better in Scotland than in England). Then there was the ever reliable “banks” tale. The British taxpayer saved the Scottish banks. Except that that’s a lie too. The actual losses from banks (which might have had Scotland in their titles, but are based in, and regulated by London) in Scotland was tiny. The Scottish liability could easily have been paid. The massive losses came in London and in the USA. And the USA liabilities were, by law, paid by the USA government. 

It seems to me that if you have to rely on lies for ALL your arguments, you actually don’t have anything. Cameron must be thanking his lucky stars for a compliant press and a BBC that desperately needs his English Culture Secretary to raise the licence tax.

In conclusion with sickening predictability he said: “I think the UK has been a great success story”.

Tell that to people on the receiving end of Iain Duncan Smith’s Department of Wickedness and Purgatory (DWP). Tell that to all the people forced to live on the lowest comparative minimum wage and the lowest pension in Europe. Tell that to people paying the highest fares for the worst trains in Europe, or the most money for the smallest houses, the most expensive petrol, cars, furniture etc… The list is endless. 

Statements like that remind me of the speech made by the prince of Wales, welcoming some immigrants to England where he said: “I’ve always considered myself extremely privileged to be born British.”   No seriously, he did!

Sunday, 9 December 2012

TAX THE RICH: AN ANIMATED FAIRY TALE

Absolutely brilliant. Written for America, but equally true in the UK and Scotland. 

If you do nothing else today, watch this, and don't let them convince you that it is your fault and that you should pay for what went wrong.

We weren't 'all in together' when they were making the money. It was the 1%. We're not 'all in it together' now when it has to be paid back. It's just the 99%.

Thursday, 9 August 2012

DOWN, DOWN, DEEPER ON DOWN

The Bank of Britain England has warned that George Osborne's new £80 billion scheme to kickstart lending to households and businesses may end up being paid out in bank bonuses rather than helping the economy.

Rather like the quantitative easing of somewhere in the region of £200 billion then.

If Mr Osborne's main function were to ensure that banks continue to make vast amounts of money and pay their executives and gamblers huge bonuses, while we are discovering scam after scam, that they have engaged in in an effort to make ever more money, he would be a resounding success.

Unfortunately for both Mr Osborne and the public of the UK's countries, Mr Osborne's job is to be the Finance Secretary, looking after the UK's economy. At that he seems to be rather second rate. Indeed a great big fat failure.

The central bank has downgraded its growth forecasts for the year yet again, this time to zero. This means that the BoE has finally caught up with the rest of the City and realised that the economy is going to flat line, at best, for the rest of the year. There is, however, still time from another downgrade. It's only August after all.

This leaves only the body set up by George Osborne himself, agreeing with Mr Osborne that things are more rosy. In March, the Office of Budget Responsibility (OBR) estimated the economy would expand by 0.8% in 2012, rising to 2% in 2013 and 2.7%. 

It is likely, however, that the OBR will bring its forecasts into line with everyone else by November, which will mean the Office will have to increase estimates of the government's borrowing requirement for next year. 

The result of this will be to throw the Chancellor's deficit reduction strategy off course yet again.

It really can only be a matter of time before there is a downgrading of Mr Osborne's sainted credit rating.

Fortunately, however, there is a wide range of people we can blame for this unfortunate state of affairs: The Eurozone; the Chinese; The Queen's Jubilee (the one that was going to boost the economy); August Bank Holiday; The Olympics (the ones that were going to boost the economy), and the weather.

Nothing to do with the fact that Osborne is a pile of useless pants that couldn't distinguish between the economy and a Gregg's Cornish pasty, then?

Thought not.

Friday, 25 February 2011

BOVINE NATIONAL ECONOMIC TENDENCIES

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the band, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public buys your bull.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty time the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are... You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS
CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

CHINESE
CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows... both are mad.