|Eat too much, tubby?
Shame. Now you know how we feel when we see you.
|Apparently Baldermort hates this reminder of the day
someone handed him his backside on live tv. So I like to repeat it
from time to time.
|I know politicians tell lies. It's part of the job description.
But you do have to ask if he's ever told the truth in
his entire life. Anyone got an example?
|As you can see he doesn't even do the tipping himself.
The bloke in this pic is slim and has hair.
|I see IDS hasn't capped this benefit claimant!
|Pucker up.... Ewwww
I wish I hadn't said that.
|Doesn't he look like a Vampire?
Has anyone seen him in daylight?
|Simple reason for this.
He's a lazy, self important bastard!
|Better Together in incompetence
|Poor? Ill? Unemployed? Old?
Young? Not titled? Got no donation money ready?
Well... you might as well die then.
|I see most of them couldn't be bothered showing up.
Or were lying drunk somewhere on subsidised booze.
Or too busy filling in their expenses.
|Well, he's not going to recommend handing that
one over to the Scottish government, is he?
David Cameron has said 'Conspiracy theorists' will have
to look elsewhere. No cover up at No.10