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Never mind Alistair, just as you see your campaign being pilloried left right and centre and your own good name being held aloft as a figure of fun, someone has come along to show you the way.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the No campaign's secret weapon: Ukip's very own loonie in chief, Nigel Farage, who has come to bail Alistair and NoBlair out. Here's a man who can claim even more in expenses and do less work and more drinking than the greediest Tory Earl with a moat for cleaning or a flipping chancellor.
YesBlair and all you nasty cybernats better beware. You have been warned.
Nasty Nigel is on his way to hostelry near you...
Sorry for OT.
ReplyDeleteThought you would like this: ...
http://jottify.com/works/awkward-ed/
LOL... You're right. I did enjoy it.
DeletePoor man. And it must hurt even more that his MPs wanted his brother.
His brother of course was definitely to the right of Atilla the Hun!
All grist to the mill really.
ReplyDeleteUKIP's 'top candidate'? Is that like their answer to Tory David Mundell in Scotland? As bars go, they're not setting it very high...
You know what they say about rolling a turd in glitter...
I think he's even less spectacular than Muddle, Pa.
DeleteGiven the kind of faux pas that Ukip get involved in, I'm looking forward to Mr Farage and his band of "merry" men tumbling out of pubs insulting the locals for their accents, dress, manners and being scroungers.
Remember the bloke they had in Scotland as leader , Monkton. He said all Scots were scroungers and subsidy junkies... sounds a bit like Ms Lamont really.
Mr Coburn got it bang on about SLAB and the other two useless parties in Scotland the Lib/Dem's and the Tories. uKIP have a presence in Scotland, thats news to me, the last time I saw Farage in Scotland he was hiding in a pub in Edinburgh, under police escort.
ReplyDeleteMr Farage, Scotland isn't the south east of England, you won't get away with your racist nonsense,in saying that I'm so glad he's going to pick up the unionist baton, which is a dream come true for the YES camp.
It was a former head of the Scottish UKIP branch (Lord Monckton), who coinned the phrase Scottish subsidy junkie. what a lovely bunch of folk UKIP are.
Aye that was when he was campaigning for the Aberdeen by-election .... in Edinburgh.... Oh well, probably the jocks won't notice ... it's all like one place anyway isn't it?
DeleteThey have a nerve to talk about subsidy junkies. As far as I can make out the ones in the EU parliament never seem to do anything but drink and claim expenses. For an organisation they claim to hate, they wouldn't half be pissed off if it suddenly stopped giving.
The non existent Tories have seats in Holyrood(thanks to PR), the non existent Tories actually have one MP, they have not afaik lost their deposit in all bar one by election like Ukip.
ReplyDeleteIf that's their best hope I think we're safe!!
LOL Yeah... useless the Tories may be, but at least they have a presence here.
DeleteUnlike Nigel who was, if I remember aright, run out of town by some Radical Independence guys from the university Labour club... who were ENGLISH
I'm surprised Alistair Darling or George Osborne haven't come out and said, that the minister who leaked the currency debacle, only did it because it was coming up to April fools day, and that there's definitely not going to be a currency union..Oops! they've already said that haven't they, and they wouldn't lie now those fine upstanding Westminster politicians never lie.
ReplyDeleteI think they were trying to steady the nerves of the investors. It's all very well to say that kind of thing when no one thinks it will happen anyway, but when it looks more and more like a yes win, and English businesses are starting to worry about the extra costs, it's high time for some judicious leaking.
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