SNAPS ON SUNDAY (ON MONDAY)

(Oh, get over it. It's not like it hasn't happened before)

"Just ignore him. It's Prince Andrew again..."

Don't know how he'd feel but the rest of us would get a good laugh...

Yeah, like Salmond would believe anything Dave the Spiv says...

What can you say...?

...specially on a Saturday night! (From the Urchin)

We'll just stay drunk, maybe even you will seem funny then, although I doubt it

Indeed, still, it must have been nice for Ruth to look out and see a few people had turned up. It's not like she is used to that.

Well, what do they expect if they try to keep themselves secret?

Time he joined Allan Grogan

LOL Plonker

It will, of course cost more than the GDP of the world

So, just to chill, seeing it's Monday, here are some  relaxing pictures from Norway, Greenland and a library, somewhere!

SNAPS ON SUNDAY

Like most of this prat's policies; not thought through.

But it's OK, because WE have nuclear weapons

You've been warned. Who's a pretty boy?

There are some actions that are beneath contempt, and here's your man who'll be behind a good number of them. Seriously, the kind of man who would seel his own granny

Well duh, guys...

Anyone want to buy my granny...going cheap

Spivvy  thicko

Cheap as chips is old Nick

Point to just one of them that has something between their ears

The UK figure includes the Scottish figure, so they are probably even worse off that the table suggests

Sometimes you just have to be rude, especially when it's Mr Pointless that makes the "point"

White van man. 

Better Together my arse. 

Tories...don't you just love them?

The best is yet to come...

Well, you lied about everything else, you dick

True though... how do we get rid of the Tories?

And all our mates in the Lords have made lots of money; then there will be plenty of part time directorships just that Huhne got, at fat salaries. Oh yipee, it's fun to be in government.

Well, yeah, to you it is... not so hand for us though

Michael Moore. I liked him better when he was fatter and made great movies about neo cons instead of being one

Of course you do Dave, then you can sell off the practises cheap to your spivvy mates.

Well duh, because, unlike Kate Middleton or mrs Parker Bowles, you don't have blue bloody. Jeeez, it's not hard. Concentrate.

UKOK. Never was a logo more appropriate. Off Topic. Does anyone know what happened to Blether Together?

White Van Man again.  Going back to the original white van, did it not occur to Mrs May that she is the Home Secretary. She should round up illegal immigrants and deport them if she wants them gone. Not put a van round the streets with a message saying "please go home". 

As always, click on imagines to make them readable.

SNAPS ON SATURDAY

WELL, WHY SHOULD TESCO GET AWAY WITH THE BEST IDEAS?

HOW MANY SPARE BEDROOMS  DOES THIS COUNCIL HOUSE HAVE?

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO A WELL-MATCHED COUPLE

MOST DEMOCRACIES HAVE THE GOVERNMENTS THEY ELECTED. SCOTLAND HAS
THE GOVERNMENT ITS NEIGHBOURS ELECTED

IT'S MOVING IN OUR DIRECTION

AND, IT WOULD SEEM, AMONG THE UNDER 8s

AWWW POOR WEE GOVEY

THAT INDEED IS SOMETHING TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT

THEY WILL DO AND SAY ANYTHING TO KEEP THEIR SEAT ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL
BUT, ALTHOUGH THEY WILL NOT ALLOW US ANY UK ASSETS, EVEN ONES BASED IN SCOTLAND, THEY WILL GENEROUSLY ALLOW US TO PAY OUR SHARE OF THEIR DEBTS

THE GOOD OLD  PORKIES TORIES

PROBABLY THE LATTER

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