 |
| A cross bencher, but did you ever hear such Tory nonsense? |
is worth a read.
We were up in the Angus Glens all afternoon, and you know what, either someone was up early and had already cleaned for the queen up there... or it didn't ever need anything cleaning in the first place.
What a silly and patronising idea, doomed to embarrassment before it even started.
Has anyone seen any evidence of this campaign?
We'd love to hear from you.
Never mind the hills. Nobody turned up to clean out my garage in case Brenda pops into Whifflet for a visit. Very disappointing as I had put up a wee poster in the local convenience store. Does nobody care? Do I have to clean out the garage myself and set them all an example?
ReplyDeleteDIS-GUSTING.
DeleteWho organised this? How come they missed your garage?
Munguin cares deeply and letters will be written, and heads will roll!
What really annoys me (apart from IDS, Gideon, tax avoiders & broccoli) are the a**e-licking, crawling, toadying, slimy, slippery snakes that grovel to whoever they adore. It doesn't matter who they adore, political affiliation, etc, it is the fact that they hold an individual up to the light and insist we worship them with the same fervour that they do.
ReplyDeleteThey can b*gger off.
I cleaned up the mess from removing the damaged drywall panel, just in case Ma'am pops round for a cuppa. If Cameron is in attendance he can use the tradesman's entrance. He is, after all, a public servant and should be treated as such.
zog
Actually, in my humble opinion there's nothing wrong with broccoli if it's cooked right.
DeletePity the Duke of Lancaster didn't happen by when you were doing your dry-wall removal. Perchance she could have lent a hand.
By the way is it Chinese or Indian, and do you have sugar tongs?
We might let the queen in to Munguin Towers, but Cameron would have to stand outside, although it's possible that Munguin would send him down a mug of something and a biscuit.
Slighty O/T but Clean for Queenie has only attracted one volunteer group (3 people) in Dumfries and will probably be scrapped. HeeHee.
ReplyDeleteFluffy, and Fluffy Junior, I can understand. Who's the third one?
DeleteArbroath????????
Don't worry though, even if it is a non event, our MSM will portray it as a great success.....
ReplyDeleteHello Destroying Angel... Of course, there will be pictures, I've no doubt, of Tory colonel types in Eastbourne with their pinnies on.
DeleteHere's how it should be done. Classy, not britnat media rubbish...
ReplyDeleteplayer.bfi.org.uk/film/watch-i-am-a-litter-basket-1959/
Recognize the voice of the Litter Bin?
Brilliant Dan. It might actually work, if they used it today. People like a bit of anthropomorphication. Ask Munguin¬!!
DeleteNo I don't recognise the voice...
Mark McManus [Taggart detective]. No?
DeleteOhhhh possible. I can only barely remember Taggart, so I'm ot sure. Anyone?
DeleteIt's a sweeping generalization, but I think you need to be selfish to be a Tory.
ReplyDeletePlus or minus a bit yeah, you're probably right
DeleteDoes not the treatment of the disadvantaged fill you with absolute rage?
ReplyDelete2,500 for a suit? What is a suit? Queenie and her assortment of fellow parasites, comes up here cruising quite often but she's never brought me a pint - miserable cow!
Yes it does, John. Rage and frustration; disbelief sometimes. Sadness others. Certainly frustration that I can't do anything.
DeleteDid you read Mark Frankland's piece about Sam (side bar)? I swear if I got my hands on that bastard Fallon, I'd make him so sorry for this.
Clearly you've never cleaned anything for her majerterial highness otherwise I'm sure the tight old sod would have put her hand in her extremely capacious handbag and bought you a droppy!
The official Clean for the Queen (aka Slave for Dave) details -
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cleanforthequeen.co.uk/home/2365
If you scroll down the home page there's a map. It seems fairly popular among the subservient southern serfs but there are only 42 events arranged for Scotland, about the same as Cheltenham.
The events at Neilston near Paisley and Crathie look interesting.
Hi Barney. How are you?
DeleteHa ha ha ha...
By and large we're not nearly as untidy here.
I remember coming back from Paris via London and thinking how incredibly filthy London was by comparison. Of course Paris has loads of street cleaners out all day, and the unique system originating from the time of Napoleon: les bouches de lavage ... water systems that pour soapy water out into the gutters to carry away dirt and litter, are just amazing.
But when I got back from London to Dundee, I found that although our streets didn't match Paris, they weren't half as bad as London.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/e6/ab/c4e6aba3c37cb0c0a0faebbe6f59f1de.jpg
Whenever there's anything to do with that family, the English, particularly the Southerners, are all over it like a rash. Scots are a wee bit too canny for that crap. Live and let live but we're not cleaning up for you.
Tris,
ReplyDeleteI know it is not biological, but apparently there are only five degrees of difference between me and the Pope and you and a guitar hero like Eric Clapton. And vice versa.
Perhaps we should be more arrogant about our fifth degree connections, rather than worrying about theirs? I eke out a brief moment thinking that.
Naturally my Innerer Schweinehund rules....
For, if the rule holds true, you too are fifth in line...
Your mind goes some interesting places.
DeleteI'm not sure about the Pope, although this one's not a bad bloke... but I'm not mind being a bit closer to Eric Clapton's talent(and money).
I wonder where Munguin is on all this?