Monday 4 June 2012

IN A CLASS OF THEIR OWN

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.



TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(Grrrrrrrrr) 


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that 
we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his 
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 



TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.  (I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher 

2 comments:

  1. Munguin's Republic

    Just a joke these days..

    where's the hard political satire eh plenty at Holyrood treated me self to a watch on the televisuals.

    shouldn't have bothered just a bunch of useless loud mouth bores slagging each other off.
    not so much punch and Judy as just punch below the belt....

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  2. Losing interest, Niko.

    Fed up with the useless loud mouthed bores slagging each other off, I'm afraid.

    :)

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