I refer to the cat fight between Mary Portas, and the women of the cabinet, whom she referred to, not unreasonably in my opinion, as ugly.
Portas, who is Mr Cameron's advisor on regeneration of the High Street (and a fine job she's making of it, not surprisingly perhaps considering that her company, Yellow Door, promotes shopping centres such as Stratford's recently opened Westfield, said to be the biggest in the EU) is also making a tv programme called "Mary, Queen of Frocks", which I assume is about women's fashion. This may be considered to make her an "expert".
So she had a go at the then four female Cabinet members Tessy May (Home), Cheryl Gillan (Wales), Caroline Spelman (Environment) and Sayeeda Warsi (Nothing). Enough said!
However, after a fuss being made by Warsi, who, with no portfolio seems to have time to rise to the bait, Portas has backed down saying that it was just her" naughty sense of humour" and that, in fact, she didn't even know who the women in the Cabinet were!!!!
So, if she makes that kind of comment about people she doesn't know, how useful and unbiased will her report on retail and the dying high street actually be, and is it worth what she has cost the taxpayer?
Warsi, however, makes rather a fool of herself too, in her indignation:
"In politics you expect people to scrutinise every aspect of your life. And I don't blame Ms Portas for chipping in. But what gets me is the double standards.
"You would never get the same kind of sniping about men in politics."
Well, that's just not true. Much has been written over the years about how ugly Robin Cook was, that Frank Dobson was fat and beardy, that Boris Johnson had hair like a haystack, that Tony Blair had (and I repeat had) a nice bum, and how wrinkled and old he had become, that Gordon Brown always looked like a corpse, and that Alex Salmond got fatter by the day; it must be all these curries...
"No-one would have dreamt of giving fashion advice to any of the great men who led our country. Just imagine if someone had told Churchill what suits to wear.
"It's ridiculous to judge them [female politicians] on what they do or don't wear. "
What I would admit is that no one talks much about what men in politics wear, because they only wear dark suits, light shirts and ties. Even the most poisonous journo can't really make much of that. For all his money I've only ever seen David Cameron in a dark blue suit whilst at work.As for Winston, I imagine his butler or maybe his wife laid out for him what he was to wear and helped him on with it. I find it difficult to imagine that he was preoccupied with clothes.
If women want to avoid comments about their clothes it might be an idea to apply the same standards that men in senior positions do. In short, a dark suit with a light shirt/blouse. That would leave the journalists little to criticise.
But if they insist on wearing clothes that would be more appropriate for a day's spring cleaning, a garden party, or in the case of Theresa May, some dubious nightclub, then they must expect to be ridiculed.Incidentally, the £1.4 billion Westfield Centre was opened by Boris Johnson is a flurry of publicity. Embarrassingly a glass ceiling tile crashed to the floor only feet from where the mayor was standing during the ceremony. Doesn't sound too safe to me.
Mary Portas is a twat. Sorry, but any idiot who says that we need more "attractive" women in cabinet deserves total disrespect. We need more women in cabinet, but based on ability - their appearance is irrelevant.ReplyDelete
Dean. We could just do with some talent in the Cabinet.ReplyDelete
You are quite right that it doesn't matter much whether the person is male, female, agreeable or disagreeable to look at, black, white or pink.
Ability and commitment to doing the best for the country are the only qualities that need concern us.
Incidentally, to be fair to the women, I'd say that Philip Hammond is plug ugly, Olly Letwin has gone to seed, Ken Clarke is wrinkly (and have you seen these ridiculous suits and hush puppies he wears, and the Andrew Mitchell, who is as rich as Croesus, looks like he got his specs out of Oxfam.
There. That's equality served now.
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE UGLIEST OF ALL?ReplyDelete
This fat bastard
Thats who ha ha ha ha
Erm Niko, with your avatar you have a bit of a nerve calling anyone else ugly.ReplyDelete
Ohhhhh, Munguin's just told me that it's not actually you. Sorry. There was me thinking... Aren't I silly?
Anyway, the fat one (mind your language Niko). Yeah, you're right, he's not an oil painting, is he? Fortunately we can all enjoy looking at Johann Lamont in parliament. Now there's an oily painting if ever I saw one... Sorry I meant oil painting.
This is nothing to do with the subject, but if you have a short time to spare (particularly if you live in England) have a look at this video (24 seconds) and you will get a taste of what the Secretary of State for English Health thinks of his staffs' opinions.ReplyDelete
Can you imagine Nicola Sturgeon treating a member of the public like that?
If you have a longer period to spend, and you want to know just how twisted and wrong some of this stuff on English health is, then I'd suggest you watch this one:
For Scots, who maybe don't have the time to watch these, just be very glad you live in a country that believes in its National Health Service.
Sorry, I can make a post out of them. I can't find how to put up videos, other than Youtube ones, on the new editing system.
Ooer! tris so wery sorryReplyDelete
here is a Bawbee for your swearbox
That's OK Niko. In Werritty, I thought you knew better!!!!ReplyDelete
Donations to the SNP always welcome Niko :)
A random question: Did Nikostratos' ancestors collaborate with the dying and receding Ottoman Empire in the suppression of Greek aspirations to self-determination? Or were they pro-Ataturk and the Young Turks who drew a veil on the decadent over-reach of the fag-end of that empire and anticipated the Boers by retreating to their core and circling their wagons (to no avail, ultimately)?ReplyDelete
Were Niko's ancestors pro-Ottoman status quo and anti-Greek re-independentism in similar vein to his own pro-Brit vestigialism?
I thought that they came from the Planet Zod myself! ;¬)