|Yep, that's a good question.|
|Oh look. That's so sweet. The colour co-ordinated his tie |
and her straight jacket.
|This is made from the waste on our plates over the last few weeks.|
I hope you like truffles, foie gras and chocolate chip ice cream.
|Just who is that going to help in the election then?|
|They are doping brisk business with balloons...|
|You can always trust the Sun to tell you the erm...truth...|
|Bless him, I bet he wishes he'd avoided pressing that flesh.|
|Nigel wrote it when he was pissed. Only explanation.|
Either that or they really are dim as 1/2w lightbulbs.
|One can't help but assume that their policy is to bring down the costs |
of sickness benefit by any measure available, including killing off the sick.
|Oooops, Ed. How embarrassing.|
|Erm, let's see. Oh yeah. Richard Benyon?|
|Look like they are all bursting with enthusiasm.|
You musta fired them up good there Jim.
|How's that working out then?|
|Anything rather than vote on horrible left wing socialist policies...|
|Keep him there Nicola. He can't cause too much more hardship |
and misery when he's
wetting his pants standing on the kitchen chair.
|I'm betting that's done your campaign a power of good, Alex, petal.|
|Certainly weren't heard by you, you heartless old bitch.|