Sunday, 15 May 2016

SOPPY SUNDAY

1. Oh look at all these peoples come to look at us. It must be Sunday.
Sorry we're a bit late. We're still in bed as you can see!
2. Whatcha think of them teeth?
3. Hooker Valley, New Zealand.
4. We've found a handy shelter.
5. Dunotter Castle.

6. Come on, share that nut.
7. Must be the right kind of snow.
Mustn't be Britain!
8. Gerry's granddaughter's nursery. It's called the dummy tree because when the kids get big enough to no longer need their dummy it's hung on the tree. Cherry Blossom  is such a cheering sight.
9. Nebraska sky.
10. What do you do when your dinner is covered in snow?
11. Thankfully no snow here.
12. I'd love to be there right now.
13. Fine pairs of horns. I just wish that the horn poachers would get the rough end of them before these magnificent and endangered animals get the rough edge of their rifles.
14. Cute pussy cat.
15. Anyone seen any ants about the place?
16. Hello to John's daughter.
17. Hello to John's other daughter.
18. Wrong time of the year, I know, but its redness caught my eye.
19. Because my mum loves donkeys, and this one is super cute.
20. I'd just like to say that we are super cute too. Anyway, thank you for calling in. Have a nice week.

Thursday, 12 May 2016

HAMILTON TO LEAD UKIP IN THE SENEDD

So Neil Hamilton is at last a party leader, at least sort of. 

The man best known for the Cash for Question scandal and making prat of himself, is now the leader of Ukip in the Welsh Assembly.

No one could accuse him of having a dull career. After being beaten in the 1997 UK election by Martin Bell (of white suit fame), Hamilton "cashed" in on his "misfortune" (in being caught) by becoming a sort of W-list celebrity.
No matter how upper class English he sounds, Hamilton is, of course, Welsh, so there is no reason why he should not be a Welsh politician and group leader.

If you suspected that Hamilton would pretend to be a native Antarctican if it paid money, I'm thinking you wouldn't be far wrong, so the England world cup song (the word 'song' maybe stretches it a bit) is quite understandable.

Mr Hamilton and charming wife Christine (pictured above in the "I'm a Celebrity" show), who seems to share his passion for making money by whatever means possible, live in Wiltshire, and apparently it is from there that he will be running the Ukip organisation in the Cardiff assembly. He will be entitled to money for secondary accommodation in Cardiff and he intends to buy a caravan to tour his constituency.

He will not, however, take over as Welsh party leader. Nathan Gill, Mr Farage's choice, will continue to fulfil that role

Hamilton's election, and elevation to the leadership in the Senedd, has not pleased the English Party or its leader, Nigel Farage. This article explains just how much they dislike each other.

Isn't it typical of Ukip that only a few weeks before the referendum that they have wanted since their inception, instead of campaigning for a Brexit, they are having a civil war.

It's like Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon having a massive fall out in August 2014.

Seriously, no matter what your views are on the EU or Brexit, you have to admit that the public face of Ukip: Farage, Hamilton, Coburn, leaves a very great deal to be desired.

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

COMMISERATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS

This is Carwyn Jones, who expected to be elected First Minister of Wales today, and wasn't. Commiserations Carwyn. You have a wee bubble.
This is Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari, who was insulted yesterday by David Cameron when he thought no one except the Queen, Archbishop of Canterbury and John Bercow were listening. 

Mr Cameron, who recently profited very nicely from his dad's fund based the tax friendly British Virgin Islands, said Nigeria was "fantastically corrupt" (just as police in 7 different regions of England launched inquiries into Tory Party electoral fraud which could bring Cameron's government down). 

President Buhari is a big man. He didn't rant and rave at Cameron's lack of diplomatic skills. Instead he pointed out that he had done all he could do in Nigeria, and now he would very much like the money back. He says back becasue the Brits have got it. It is all either in the City of London, or other British overseas territories. 

Maybe Mr Cameron can oblige him. 

Tuesday, 10 May 2016

NOTE TO UNIONIST PRESS...

Dear Unionist Press,

OK, let's make this clear. I'd be the first to congratulate Ruth Davidson for doubling the number of seats her party got in the General Election (even if to do so she was obliged to sort of 'Murdo Fraser' the party...that is to say heavily disguise the fact that the Ruth Davidson Unionist Tank Party of Unionists and more Unionists and the British Conservative and Unionist party are one and the same thing).

None the less, a job well done. Whatever you want to call them, Ruth appears to have, at least to a certain extent, detoxified the Tories.

But now, let's get it in to perspective, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Unionist Press! The Tankers came SECOND, not first. They have 31 seats out of 129.  The other parties combined have 98. In short they have fewer than quarter of the seats.

The SNP alone has 63 seats. That's twice the number the Tories have got, so the claim that Ruthie and her crack team are going to drive their tanks over Nicola's lawns or, well anything much, is fantasy. They would require the 24 Labour, 5 Liberal Democrats and 4 of the 6 Greens to vote with them, before they're going to make any difference in terms of votes. (Depending upon which party supplies the presiding officer*)

And with respect, how often is that to happen?

So, we all know that you are incredibly excited about the fact that instead of being the third party, the Tankies are now the "official" opposition, but please, let's get it into perspective, shall we? That means Ruth gets to ask the First Minister a couple more questions a week and Kezia gets to ask a couple less, doesn't it?

Now seriously ... keep calm and  do whatever it is you do.

Kind Regards


MUNGUIN

PS: It might be as well to remember that good though it is to have doubled your seats, to triple you seat count is REALLY spectacular...step forward Patrick Harvie.


* Craig Dalzell puts forward an interesting idea for presiding officer in this piece. I'd be interested in what other people think of it, either here or on Craig's own excellent blog.

Sunday, 8 May 2016

A Yesser's appeal to hard nosed party political 'enlightened self interest'.

GUEST POST BY BRACO

Mr D'Hondt
I am not a member of any political party but I am totally committed to the Yes movement and an Independent Scotland. 

After reading a very interesting and thought provoking post-election article over on Arc of Prosperity  these are some of my own (non party political) thoughts on the issue of d'Hondt and pro-independence majorities. I would really like to thank Tris and the Republic for giving me the opportunity to try and develop that discussion on here as a guest post.

I think, after the heat of party political battle is over, the electoral evidence is now becoming clear for all to see. The voting system, which Scotland currently operates under, is designed (and was selected specifically) in order to try and make the devolved governance of Scotland reliant on the formation of coalition politics (of some sort). This is at the heart of unionist reasoning behind d'Hondt as their voting system of choice for Holyrood back in 97. 

I.e. IF Scottish governance is made dependent on coalitions and the SNP are the only effective Independence party in the country to vote for, then it will never have a coalition partner party to form a majority government with. Therefore the SNP will be unable to pass Independence Referendum legislation while in government, no matter how popular the SNP becomes. This is central and must always be kept in mind when thinking about Scotland's current electoral system.


It also explains the reason behind the Libdem leadership's point blank refusal to enter into coalition with the SNP in 2007 (and, dare I say, Lord Nicol Stephen's shock resignation as Libdem leader and subsequent enoblement in 2008). 

It was this refusal that forced the SNP into forming Holyrood's first, 'shock horror'... minority government. Also, worth noting that even the SNP themselves bought into the accepted political narrative of the time and really didn't want to take (or see the political opportunities) that minority government could bring. 

This refusal of the democratic will of the electorate to form a coalition with the SNP shocked many of the Libdem rank and file, and was the start of Libdem electoral rot in Scotland thereafter. What it did do however, was absolutely ensure that there was no Indy Ref during that first term of enforced SNP minority rule. 

I.e Short term, the system worked exactly as designed. 

As ever, though, unionist long term thinking has been shown to be more tactical than strategic and even in those terms limited and inept, as during the period of exceptional circumstances that followed, we the Scots electorate were able to first experience successful and competent minority SNP governance, and then watch the stars align during the 2011 election as the d'Hondt system was broken (just) through what we now know was a lucky balance being struck between constituencies won and regional list votes cast. All resulting in the SNP winning an incredible (and d'Hondt busting) single party absolute majority. 

The evidence of the extraordinary nature of that result at the time was seen in the total and utter shock of even the SNP's own leadership, as well as the hilarious absolute blind panic and horror that followed from all other sections of the Scottish (and UK) political establishment. This 'breaking of their system' at the root of all the 'Holyrood-as-anti-democratic' psychosis and unionist schtick that still fills their media output to this day.

Yesterday we just saw a return to the normal way that the voting system was actually designed to operate. That is, no matter how popular a single party becomes, in a multiparty d'Hondt system, it will most likely NOT gain a majority. This is again shown to be true by the fact that the SNP voting figures actually went up from 2011 yet their seat count went down.

If all the above is taken into account and properly rationalised, then there is only one relatively simple way to ensure that democratically endorsed pro Independence electoral results in Scotland always have the ability to produce equally strong pro independence majority governance in Holyrood (along with all the democratic abilities that will naturally bring, such as referendums on Independence as often and as regularly as the will of the Scots electorate will allow).  

The answer is simple; don't try and 'game' the system by attempting to form a single super supported (and therefore super powerful) single Independence party that can somehow regularly overwhelm d'Hondt, as this strategy will inevitably risk wasting hundreds of thousands of pro-Indy votes on the list every time that attempted majority fails (750 000 votes in the case of the SNP on Thursday). Far better to simply go with the grain of d'Hondt and purposely set about helping the development and establishing of a good, strong and electorally successful moderate second pro independence party that can be relied upon to form strong and effective pro independence coalition governments with. (After Thursday, this is looking like it could be the Greens).  It's that simple.

As the main creators of our devolved electoral system, SLabour's leadership never truly saw the LibDems as an electoral threat in Holyrood, rather they viewed them as their key to consistently forming (and leading) majority Scottish governments.  Term, after term, after term. This is how the SNP (and the Yes electorate) should start thinking about the Green Party. There are many overlaps between SNP and Green party policy priorities (other than just Independence) within which a sensible and workable, progressive eco friendly programme for government could be formed.

Now that SLAB and the LibDems are up to their necks in the same d'Hondt electoral trap they hoped to lock the SNP into, it's that very same opportunity of consistently leading (though perhaps not totally dictating) the policy agenda of Scotland over many, many terms of majority government that now presents itself as the enormous prize to the SNP (and Greens as junior partners). 

All that is required is that each can somehow see past traditional UK party political tribalism. It's not happy clappy idealism that I am appealing to here but instead simple, hard nosed party political 'enlightened self interest'. This is what d'Hondt is designed to reward and it is through this (along with a powerful and autonomous YES grass-roots movement) that Scotland will quickly win it's independence.   

I think this is the lesson that the Independence movement will learn from yesterday's frustrating experience of the d'Hondt system. Hopefully all this will also be cemented in place during a term of government where the dominant pro indy party (SNP) learns to work effectively and builds strong political relationships with the other, much smaller, pro independence party that was also returned by Yes supporters to sit alongside them in Holyrood (The Greens). 

It's essential that both these parties manage to control, and then throw off, those 'me-only' party political attitudes developed and inherited from the British adversarial 'first past the post' system (essentially two party politics) and begin to adopt the more consensual, coalition based political culture that we all hoped Holyrood would help usher in (and which yesterday proved, will be needed) if timely Independence is to be achieved within the designed limitations and political realities that we the Scots electorate find ourselves having to operate under.

Thanks for a great article, Arc of Prosperity, it was much appreciated, and thanks again to Tris and Munguin's Republic for the opportunity to discuss it further in the Republic :-) 

Saturday, 7 May 2016

SOPPY SUNDAY

1. Morning. Welcome from both of us to Soppy Sunday.
2. South Carolina.
3. I don't suppose you have a carrot secreted about your person?
4. Turkey.
5: Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher (as requested).
6. What's the weather like down there?
7: I don't suppose anyone has a saucer of milk for
 a thirsty wee pussy cat? 
8. Huangshuan, China.
9 I'm contemplating... carry on without me.
10. Looks tasty...
11. More of these Oriental Dwarf Kingfishers. Twins by the looks.
12. Northern Sweden.
13. An ancient cave that someone made into a house.
14. How the Chinese get round a problem like the lack of a shore to build a road on.
15. Who was it that loved Otters?
16. Twas Danny that liked Bison.
17. Mum, you never told me it was wet!!
18. Northern Norway.
19. Anyone seen an anthill around here?
20. OK, that's it for soppiness today. I'm off to bed with my "teddy"