FOTOS ON FRIDAY

Thanks for the advice, Grand-mama.

Thanks for the advice, Mama.

Hum...  Nope.

The Labour Family Business.

And the programme that they gave the dopey one of the family.

Who would have guessed it? Bet we have the most food banks too
See, the UK is at the top of a lot of lists.

Aye. Vow now Brown cow...

Took him a while but he's a true blue now.

You would have thought that even a UKIP candidate might have been expected to knowthe name of his potential constituency.
He's standing for ARLESEY.

I hope with all my heart that it gave them all indigestion.
Funded by the UK government!

I will not pretend I liked Johann Lamont.
But she was worth ten of this pillock
who is trying to blame his mess on her.
Man up, you slimy creep. You'll make no
friends that way.

You LOVE them, dontcha?

Not a huge difference between them
Ed would rather do business with Dave, than Nicola.

Love the idea of Pickles as the fat monk.

Well done Jim. Quite a turn out.

Well done Nicola. Quite a turn out.

Absolutely right. You politicians are nothing special
You are our staff.
Some would do well to remember that.

MIDWEEK MONTAGE

J Straw and M Rifkind need to re-apply

Why?

A guide new MPs may find useful.

Hmmm... that didnt last long.

So, why would it matter?
It's the same with benefits, which is why universal benefits
are fairer.

If you must have a second job, so that you have experience outside
parliament, this is the kid you should have.

Or maybe this one, but try not to hold your nose as the hoi paloi
passes by.

Pass the hat round for poor Malcolm...

Why? Just why?

They are actually proud of their progress...
Bloody amazing.

We're all in it together, right?

Absolutely. They wouldn't do all this stuff if they thought that they were likely to get caught.
As Mr Howard says, "Prison works".

Maybe Dennis, that's because they don't want anyone caught tax dodging

WHY?

It's true, isn't it.
A few years ago students in England protested at the massive hike
in student fees. Someone poked Princess Parker Bowles with a stick.
The establishment was outraged.
But you don't hear much vultures waiting for little boys to die.

Oh to have be born Icelandic instead of British.

IF WE CAN'T HAVE OUR OWN POLICIES, I'D RATHER WE APED ICELAND'S REGIME THAN AMERICA'S

Just like America, huh?

Not one single banker went to jail; they didn't even have the decency this time round to throw themselves off high buildings. 

And when the MPs and the Lords were found to be fiddling their expenses, how many went to jail, how long for, and in what kind of jails? Few, for a short time and in the holiday home kind of jails that people can nip out for a drink, or down to the village, and get home for a birthday party.

And when a Cabinet Minister lied and lied and then lied again about his driving offenses, he spent a few weeks in an easy going regime and came out to a new job... 

What a bloody country. Why don't we have the nerve to be like Iceland?

Oh that will be because we have clout... everywhere. 

Corrupt clout, but clout none the less. 

Oh no, wait, we don't even have clout. Cameron just made that up, along with all his other lies. Because when the Syrians took other nationalities prisoner, their governments got them released.  But when they took a Brit, Wee Willie couldn't even get consular contact. Clout my backside. (And if anyone makes the obvious joke about that, Munguin will be round to see them...with his sharp teeth!)

SNAPS ON SUNDAY

This is what they want. Yellow trousers explosion in a paint factory shaping the future to a racist, homophobic, isolationist future with no devolution.

This is what we have. Minister for external affairs promoting Scotland and Scottish products in Germany

It's true

We didn't vote for this. Labour and SNP voted against...

That's another thing I can say YES to, although to be fair, only about 625 are actually corrupt bastards.

Compelling cases?

Which wouldn't be stupid if the idiot Cameron isn't demanding that the EU  discuss renegotiations of UK terms in the EU PRIOR to their referendum.

Sums it up perfectly. Why can't the rest of Labour be like these guys? Oh yeah, House of Lords! Silly me.

Sounds like Norway, sounds like a real life for our kids

It's what they seem to want... Good luck to them

Richer and richer and going into killing people when it could be used for keeping people alive.

Bless him. He probably should have stayed with carrier pigeon technology

I've been there and they do it rather well.

Yet I see that 50% of Scots now think that King Charles and Queen Mrs Parker Bowles will be an asset... 

Britain...makes you proud

And to cheer us up...

They know how to build roads in Norway, and of course they can afford them

They know how to make waterfalls in Iceland...

They certainly know how to do that in the City of London

Bitter Together have such compelling arguments all 7 million 463 of them

Handy waste disposal unit

that makes..... 5x days that have passed without me using algebra

People who think that women s place is in the kitchen should remembered that that's where the knives are kept

Stupidity is not considered to be a handicap. Go and Park yourself somewhere else

Humza Yousaf: Minister for External Affairs and Intentional Development, and one of the best and busiest MSPs in parliament and a damned nice guy too.