Lordy, oh Lordy. Nadine Dorries ^^ is a corker.
At a fringe meeting at the Tory conference she announced that she would rather die than fight the next election with the Liberals, whom apparently the dear old soul has been fighting all her life.
She went on to describe her latest Liberal opponent as being like a Japanese prisoner of war...still fighting the war. I thought that prisoners of war didn’t actually fight any more, but it’s a small point.
She said that there was no future after the next election for a Liberal-Conservative alliance, however, I suspect that she may change her mind if the Tories require the Liberals, once again, to keep them from opposition or minority government and continual defeats.
Still Nadine is a bit of an old drama queen. You’ll remember she promised us suicides over the expenses scandals.
Suicides? Nah, I should say not. They might have been miffed that they had been caught out and even angrier that the gravy train had been temporarily halted, but most of them had loads of lovely lolly to spend... ours... They weren’t about to top themselves!
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Known variously as "Mad Nad" and the Conservatives' answer to Heather Mills or Sarah Palin, Nadine doesn't like Cameron as party leader: "He represents everything that through my life I'd been suspicious of." she said of her new leader.
Ew er... I'm sure not "everything" Nads. Most people are suspicious of second hand car salesmen, and people trying to sell double glazing on the phone.
Dorries's somewhat inventive interpretation of "facts" undermines causes supported by Cameron. In her fight against late-term abortion, she propagated an internet rumour that a 21-week-old foetus could punch through an incision in a womb.
And boy does she hate John Bercow, which is pretty much at odds with the Tory leader's recent support for him.
So maybe Cameron is hoping that this time she actually means it.... and he and Nick are plotting a long term relationship.
At a fringe meeting at the Tory conference she announced that she would rather die than fight the next election with the Liberals, whom apparently the dear old soul has been fighting all her life.
She went on to describe her latest Liberal opponent as being like a Japanese prisoner of war...still fighting the war. I thought that prisoners of war didn’t actually fight any more, but it’s a small point.
She said that there was no future after the next election for a Liberal-Conservative alliance, however, I suspect that she may change her mind if the Tories require the Liberals, once again, to keep them from opposition or minority government and continual defeats.
Still Nadine is a bit of an old drama queen. You’ll remember she promised us suicides over the expenses scandals.
Suicides? Nah, I should say not. They might have been miffed that they had been caught out and even angrier that the gravy train had been temporarily halted, but most of them had loads of lovely lolly to spend... ours... They weren’t about to top themselves!
!Known variously as "Mad Nad" and the Conservatives' answer to Heather Mills or Sarah Palin, Nadine doesn't like Cameron as party leader: "He represents everything that through my life I'd been suspicious of." she said of her new leader.
Ew er... I'm sure not "everything" Nads. Most people are suspicious of second hand car salesmen, and people trying to sell double glazing on the phone.
Dorries's somewhat inventive interpretation of "facts" undermines causes supported by Cameron. In her fight against late-term abortion, she propagated an internet rumour that a 21-week-old foetus could punch through an incision in a womb.
And boy does she hate John Bercow, which is pretty much at odds with the Tory leader's recent support for him.
So maybe Cameron is hoping that this time she actually means it.... and he and Nick are plotting a long term relationship.
