And all the bad stuff is the fault of the Chinese, the Europeans, the Americans and everyone else in the universe, except George who is, of course, perfect.
Things go better with Coke, eh George!
Any junior nonentity want to come along a resign on a BBC TV programme? Could you do it just in time for Prime Minister's Questions? Anything to embarrass that socialist blokey or the Jock nationals.
Deleted BBC Blog? How is this for a state broadcaster?