Dunno why he bothered with the rest |
Perhaps he doesn't understand anything |
Priorities, my good man. |
I can hardly believe it. He went to Eton |
Belarus might want them? |
The joy |
Jeez Gideon, these people are so thick. |
Better Together indeed |
Sounds like a typical British investigation |
Hard one... can he ask a friend? |
The we can castigate them for being skivers. |
Ah well, some they win, some you lose |
Can I ask for 5 million other lies to be taken into account? |
Things can only get....worse. |
What does this prat look like in his dress? |
Heil. |
And then some more.... |
Someone has to look after the slaves... |
Oh look... a choice of three identical gruels purchased from ASDA only. And only £2.50 a tin The rewards of doing the government's bidding |
Bastards.
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Stop being nice to Tories Jim. It's not allowed on here. :)
DeleteYeah, what Jim said...
ReplyDeleteYeah... what I said to Jim!!!! :)
DeleteJimmney
ReplyDeleteUmm ! very....er ! umm illuminating ???
tris
Russian joke from a russian who told me it.
If Putin was as insane as George w Bush then
Kiev (the capital of the Ukraine ) would look like
Baghdad.......
Actually, that's true. No wanting to underplay what they are doing over there, but it makes shock and awe look like Hallowe'en.
Deletetris
ReplyDeletewatched ch 4 news the other night
Krishnan Guru-Murthy said to Gove
why have you given tax cuts to the
richest and benefit cuts to the poorest.
Gove replied that is a misrepresentation
of the truth,,
Krishnan Guru-Murthy said in a surprised
tone of voice ..In what way ??
Gove made like a fish opening and closing his
mouth but made no coherent response ..
Priceless
Wee Govey was never going anywhere, was he?
DeleteThe rule is, if you want a knighthood, don;t ask stupid Tories difficult questions.
I conclude that the estimable Krishnan doesn't want any baubles from Dave..
To think they had him marked down as a future leader.
Tessy Kinky Boots of Boris the Haystack is my best guess.
The Chief Executive of Asda is a personal friend of Cameron. Funny that.
ReplyDeleteWell well, who'd have thunk it....
DeleteIs he a Sir yet?
I had written a 600 word dissertation on this but lost it on logging in so what Jim said instead.
ReplyDeleteYou are in danger of incurring Munguin's wrath by being nice to Tories.
DeleteCease and desist at one my good man.
Unless it's Auntie Bella, who's a bit sweet... She is like a nice version of one of my aunties.
I meant, at once!!
DeleteSee, all you Niko disparagers?
ReplyDeleteFor all the crap that he prints, sometimes. he gets it right.
Hang on - is it Taz's turn on the keyboard tonight?
Taz was on the phone earlier, Niko's in the Mrs N's bad books, so he's locked in the cellar. It must be Taz on the keyboard tonight.
DeleteYeah, Niko voted for Gove and his fellow Tories to govern Scotland.
DeleteWish I'd had the presence of mind to remind him about Govey just before he voted. I suspect that might have changed his mind.
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