What can you say to this?
|Pesky EU, first they want money form the Greatest union that ever was, |
then they want to interfere with the British way of dealing with poverty.
Why won't these pesky Johnny Foreigners push off and leave us alone?
|How to deal with unemployment the Great British way|
|Think someone at the DWP got a bit mixed up here?|
You're supposed to put it on a fictitious account, ya dick,
not the work account. Duh!
|Couldn't happen to a bigger bastard|
|But we are still all in it together...|
unfortunately, including Scotland
|On Mr Duncan Smith's expenses, no doubt.|
|Well, well... and Britain knows so much better than damned|
foreigners how to run things, doesn't it?
|In some parallel universe (as usual)|
the Express seems to be under the impression we voted YES
|Most sensible companies would take the hint...|