I'M NO LONGER "DEAR" PEREGRIN

Peregrin, official figures show that in the last quarter the Labour Party raised more money to fund their campaigns than the Conservative Party. The unions helped deliver this by giving over £3 million. That means the Labour Party can send more letters, distribute more leaflets and talk to more people online about their plans to: Raise taxes on you and other working people Add billions to the deficit with unfunded spending promises Make it easier for their union paymasters to strike and disrupt people's lives Donate £15 or more today and we will send you a 'Theresa May: Building a country that works for everyone' tea towel Donate £25 or more today and we will send you a 'Theresa May: Building a country that works for everyone' mug Donate £35 or more today and we will send you a 'Theresa May: Building a country that works for everyone' tea towel and mug Thank you,

...And the whole thing looks like it was dashed off rather sloppily by someone a big bit dodgy on the old keyboard. Who knows, maybe Paddy himself?

No new line or capital at "official" and fewer paragraph spaces than might have made it easy reading.

I'm surprised the Labour Party is making more money than them. After all it wasn't Mr Corbyn who was selling seats in the House of Whatsits, was it? 

But how I long for the days of well constructed, Etonian-style emails from the Conservatives, signed by someone I've actually heard of, and without the tacky 'kiss me quick' paraphernalia (bloody tea towels and mugs!!! What the ....?) that would be more appropriate on a stall on Blackpool front!

We'll be getting rock next!