Showing posts with label Jobcentres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jobcentres. Show all posts

Thursday, 22 July 2010

THE NEVER-ENDING SAGA OF MPS' EXPENSES ROLLS ON AND ON....


The problem of MPs’ expenses just won’t go away, as rumblings on the back benches of, in particular, the Conservative party (according to this article) are showing. The new Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (IPSA) set up with such fervour only months ago is causing consternation as it gets things wrong, upsets people, makes mistakes, and behaves like most other organizations in their early days.

However, of course, this organization is not like any other. Its customers aren’t “ordinary people”: they are MPs. And MPs are used to deference and respect. They are not used to being messed about. The kind of mistakes that are regularly made by the Jobcentres, the Child Support Agency or the Tax Credit people is, for the first time, being visited upon MPs. And they are not happy.

Part of Cameron’s problem is that his backbenchers are not happy about so many other things. They are unhappy about the cavalier way in which he attempted to take over th
e 1922 Committee; they are unhappy that there can be no tax cuts; they are unhappy that they have to have a referendum on AV; they are unhappy that the Deputy Prime Minister is a Liberal; they are unhappy that some of their leading lights expecting their moment of glory as ministers of cabinet ministers are languishing on the back benches to make way for Liberals; they are unhappy that they are obliged to travel second class with “ordinary people”; they are unhappy about having to provide receipts like “ordinary people”, and they are unhappy that they are faced with problems usually reserved for “ordinary people”.

Some of them would like to emulate the Lords with flat rate expenses of £300 a day paid whether you spend £3 or £3000. But clearly this is a non starter, as the idea of providing MPs with money just for turning up for their work, when other people are taking pay cuts, is a big ask.

Of course it’s not jus
t the Tories who are complaining; they are just complaining the loudest. Labour members are maybe concerning themselves with whether it’s Thoroughly Modern Millie or Millie Light, based on which does the less repulsive impersonation of Blair’s accent. The Liberals are just intoxicated that their leader took Prime Minister’s Questions the other day... and expenses wasn’t an issue for any of the other parties.

But one Scots MP (so it was unlikely to be a Tory) is reported to have complained that the compliance officer hired by IPSA was an ex-fraud detective from the Met, whose presence was an implied slur on the reputation of all honourable members. Ha ha ha....as if!

Anyway, Cameron, who is faced with angry backbenchers on several fronts, is in an awkward position. He has now criticized the IPSA at a 1922 Committee meeting and in the House itself, but what can he do? He was so enthusiastically for it only a few months ago and co-operated fully with Labour in its inception. A U-turn so soon would make him look a bit of a pratt.

One cabinet minister is reported to have said that “we legislated in haste, and now we are stuffed”. (How eloquent.) Not for the first time Minister... It’s just that this is the first time that any of your lot have had to suffer the consequences of your slipshod, ill thought out, half assed legislation.

Enjoy! And don’t ask us for any sympathy.

Saturday, 20 March 2010

BROWN INTENDS UK TO BE "PAPERLESS STATE" WITHIN FOUR YEARS


Of all the hair brained cockamamie schemes that the muppet Brown has come up with, this latest one is such a cookie it had me checking my calendar to make sure that it wasn’t April 1.

Yep, this time he’s really flipped. According to The Times he is set to announce that all public services could be delivered online within four years. His intention apparently is to create a "paperless state" and save billions of pounds.

It would of course mean the loss of probably millions jobs in Jobcentres, benefit offices, passport cent
res and town halls, etc, étc, and of course in the ancillary jobs that these jobs create, shops, transport, cleaning, etc, etc.

Brown apparently intends to announce plans which, over four years, will save the country billions in staff costs, buildings, paper, stamps, telephone calls, paper clips, heating, lighting, blah, blah as the government phases out its call centres and offices.

And everyone sitting at home in their semi detached will be able to book a doctor’s appointment, claim benefits, renew a new passport, pay bills including tax, or register a car from their computer without leaving the comfort of their spare bedroom. Does
everyone have a spare bedroom?

Well that will be brilliant Gordon, because of course everyone has a pc or two or three, in their home; everyone can use it efficiently and if and when (as it invariably does) it goes wrong, everyone knows how to fix it, or at least can pay a com
puter geek to come and do it for them. (The last time I needed to get that done the call out charge was £60, but it’s probably more now.)

Everyone always has electricity to power it, and everyone will be able to replace it after 3 years when it’s out of date and running slow. Everyone can get broadband at the same speed as Downing Street and everyone of course is clever enough to whizz their way through government stuff online.

Apparently there are to be “digital gateway” offices, where people who are uncomfortable with computers can go and queue (probably for three weeks) to be given advice on applying for services online, which they will have completely forgotten by the time they get the bus home, particularly if they live in a small village miles from anywhere, or on one of the islands, or won’t be able to translate into what their particular screen says. (So they may have to get back on the bus for 2 hours to queue for another 3 weeks to clarify a point.)

The private sector is of course to be involved (well it wouldn’t be New Labour unless they were farming stuff out to their mates in private industry). Apparently it will be possible to buy car tax disc on Amazon. Maybe you’ll be able to get your pension from Tesco and your dole money from Marks and Spencer. Could someone remind me why trades unions support the Labour Party?

Mind you, just in case you thought it was only the government that was barking and living in la la land, The Times also reports that a Shadow Cabinet member has indicated that the Tories supported the plans to get government online.

Do any of our representatives live in the same country... or even the same planet as “ordinary” people? Has any of them ever been in a tower block, or lived in a remote community, or been old, or poor (silly question), or just not wanted to be bothered with computers....

Duh!