
Of all the hair brained cockamamie schemes that the muppet Brown has come up with, this latest one is such a cookie it had me checking my calendar to make sure that it wasn’t April 1.
Yep, this time he’s really flipped. According to The Times he is set to announce that all public services could be delivered online within four years. His intention apparently is to create a "paperless state" and save billions of pounds.
It would of course mean the loss of probably millions jobs in Jobcentres, benefit offices, passport centres and town halls, etc, étc, and of course in the ancillary jobs that these jobs create, shops, transport, cleaning, etc, etc.
Brown apparently intends to announce plans which, over four years, will save the country billions in staff costs, buildings, paper, stamps, telephone calls, paper clips, heating, lighting, blah, blah as the government phases out its call centres and offices.
And everyone sitting at home in their semi detached will be able to book a doctor’s appointment, claim benefits, renew a new passport, pay bills including tax, or register a car from their computer without leaving the comfort of their spare bedroom. Does
everyone have a spare bedroom?
Well that will be brilliant Gordon, because of course everyone has a pc or two or three, in their home; everyone can use it efficiently and if and when (as it invariably does) it goes wrong, everyone knows how to fix it, or at least can pay a com puter geek to come and do it for them. (The last time I needed to get that done the call out charge was £60, but it’s probably more now.)
Everyone always has electricity to power it, and everyone will be able to replace it after 3 years when it’s out of date and running slow. Everyone can get broadband at the same speed as Downing Street and everyone of course is clever enough to whizz their way through government stuff online.
Apparently there are to be “digital gateway” offices, where people who are uncomfortable with computers can go and queue (probably for three weeks) to be given advice on applying for services online, which they will have completely forgotten by the time they get the bus home, particularly if they live in a small village miles from anywhere, or on one of the islands, or won’t be able to translate into what their particular screen says. (So they may have to get back on the bus for 2 hours to queue for another 3 weeks to clarify a point.)
The private sector is of course to be involved (well it wouldn’t be New Labour unless they were farming stuff out to their mates in private industry). Apparently it will be possible to buy car tax disc on Amazon. Maybe you’ll be able to get your pension from Tesco and your dole money from Marks and Spencer. Could someone remind me why trades unions support the Labour Party?
Mind you, just in case you thought it was only the government that was barking and living in la la land, The Times also reports that a Shadow Cabinet member has indicated that the Tories supported the plans to get government online.
Do any of our representatives live in the same country... or even the same planet as “ordinary” people? Has any of them ever been in a tower block, or lived in a remote community, or been old, or poor (silly question), or just not wanted to be bothered with computers....
Duh!