Showing posts with label George Robertson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Robertson. Show all posts

Monday, 13 October 2014

THIS IS TO REMIND YOU, WESTMINSTER, THAT WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR PROMISES. THE BOX IS TOO SMALL FOR US TO FIT BACK IN

So that looked quite successful...
Didn't it?
A lot of people turned up.
The evening will be hosted by Scottish Labour Leader Johann Lamont MSP and the Leader of the UK Labour Party the Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP.  The event attracts a variety of supporters, business people and celebrities, and promises to be an enjoyable evening.

If you would like to attend please contact us on 0141 572 6900 or email scotland@labour.org.uk.

Ian Price
Scottish General Secretary - See more at: http://www.scottishlabour.org.uk/blog/entry/scottish-labour-gala-dinner-2014#sthash.y9T02Prc.dpuf
Three wee questions, why does Ed need to be there. This is Scotland.
Is that not Ms Lamont's job?
Oh, and, how much does it cost?
And finally, would it not be better to give all that food to the foodbank
and have a few packets of crisps? No?
OK.
Talking of minor entities ...
that's George before he got all grand.
And they love him too.

Sunday, 14 September 2014

SNAPS (AND A VIDEO) ON SUNDAY

Our man from America, Danny, sent me this little piece from the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC. It's interesting, because (and I'm sure our American readers won't mind me saying this) by and large the USA doesn't pay a huge amount of attention to what is happening in  minor countries in Europe. 

Ms Maddows doesn't take a side in the referendum. What she is, though, is mightily impressed with the massive turnout potential that we have. 
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Harry Burns is Professor of Global Health at Strathclyde
and was Chief Medical Officer for Scotland until April this year.
I wonder if this is the bus to Broughty Ferry
Strange, no one around. Where's the  driver?
Sarwar?
Local pub with yes stickers outside.
Go away Eton Boy
Dunno about you, but to my mind there is something
repulsive about a Labour Lord.
Better Together with the Klu Klux Klan. I kid you not.
Well, not really "at last".
 We always knew it.
No wonder he's with Johann, Jim  and Sarwar.
I doubt she could tell you how many eggs make six
Unless one of her spin doctors clued her up on it first.
Not one of life's great intellects oor Mags.
Well you shop there if you want to.
I'll be at Morrisons or Aldi
Ticket for Sarwar?
Denmark votes on Scotland being admitted to the Nordic Council
He isn't a journalist any more. He's Cameron's fag.
They have lost all credibility
And the worst of these is BBC News.
Oh heavens, NOOOOOO Thanks
Off you go to Mars and save their world
Better Together with this lot of old bigots
Simples. Probably too hard for Darling or Osborne
or their wee puppy, Alexander
This is probably what they should all have said
Price depends of taxation; wage costs;
distribution costs and shareholder demands.
Apart from the shareholder demands, all of these are unknown
at present and will be until after the first election.

Friday, 18 April 2014

Random Thoughts...

Interesting statement from the STUC today:
Botox Dave and his Baby Face


"Responding to the speech, and referendum question and answer session from Johann Lamont MSP at STUC Congress today, Grahame Smith Scottish Trades Union Congress (STUC) General Secretary said:

“Overall Johann Lamont gave a strong and confident performance, showing that she has a close understanding of the priorities of Scottish trade unions. Particularly welcome was her announcement of a Workers’ Charter and pledge to continue to press for improvements in the Procurement Reform Bill to strengthen provisions on Blacklisting and Zero Hours contracts and to deliver a Living Wage.

“However, it was notable that her answers to referendum questions on reserved Westminster policy such as Trident, employment rights public spending cuts and Labour’s support for the Coalition’s Benefit Cap, appeared insufficient to convinced our delegates that the current policies of the UK Labour Party will be sufficient to achieve our social justice ambitions for Scotland should there be a no vote in the referendum.

“Johann’s expressed preference for a separate Scottish currency under independence was interesting. While a separate currency may offer considerable economic freedom longer term it would inevitably mean a period of austerity at least as severe as that currently being pursued by the Coalition.”

It isn't quite the ringing endorsement a Labour leader could have hoped to expect from the Trades Unions, is it? The illustration is mine!

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One of them is the prime minister of this sceptred isle, this England.
The man who sees it as his job to sting the poor, found himself on the receiving end of the equation yesterday. Despite advice that it was dangerous to swim, Cameron decided that he was superior to jellyfish, and found out once again, that he was wrong.

The prime minister is one of those people who is lucky enough to be able to afford a holiday and is currently enjoying his break at a luxury resort on Lanzarote. Unfortunately he returns to England this weekend.

Apparently there were many volunteers keen to apply first aid to the Eton Boy. At first this may seem surprising, given his popularity, however it should be remembered that the best cure for jelly fish sting is fresh urine.
We can't lose now!

More importantly, the jellyfish  was reported to be suffering from shock at having come into contact with something slimy, poisonous and vacuous, but he appears to have suffered no long term damage. 
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Although, maybe he's only having a permanent...

Has anyone seen this man? Last seen in Scotland with a fat bloke wearing strange clothing and talking agitatedly about aliens and cataclysms.

If you do see him, best thing is to ignore him. 
Sir George (they're all laughing at me) Robertson (redacted for safety reasons)

He'll soon go away. He's a UK minister, and they never hang around for long in North Britain. As soon as the film is completed, he'll be back to his comfy padded cell at eh MoD.

Coming soon to a picture house near you

Thursday, 13 March 2014

HE'S BACK...

Big Beast. The Liberal ex-Chief Whip
When the London government replaced Michael Moore as Scottish Secretary with a man they called a big beast of politics, we were promised that he would wade into the debate and turn it around.

Godzilla, as he was nicknamed would be the death of all the independence nonsense and would put Alex Salmond’s gas at a peep in the blink of an eye.

I didn't know him. Indeed I’d never heard of him. But it wasn't long before I found out that they might be accused of a wee bit of exaggeration when describing his abilities. In fact, he turned out to be less King Kong and more Old King Cole, a chubby old soul from up north who stuttered his way through unconvincing tales of Britishness. (The spell-check says that should read Brutishness… does it know something that I don’t?)
 
Taking a mauling with a smile, bless him.
That was before the tears

Anyway, when his time came to face Ms Sturgeon, as inevitably it had to, we were expecting him to do a lot better than his predecessor whose poor performance against the deputy first minister was said to be the reason he was removed. I’m sure Nicola was shivering in her shoes, as images for the famous film flashed through her mind, prior to going out there live.

But, we were to be sorely disappointed. If anything he was worse that poor old Moore. She wiped the floor with him, and he seemed, at times, to be close to tears and pleading with the adjudicator to call off Nicola, who had him by the throat.

I was just today wondering what had happened to him since then.

After all, for the English cabinet’s top man in Scotland; Mr Cameron’s right hand gorilla, only 7 months away from the day, he’s been hell of a quiet.

We’ve had the honour of all manner of English toffs from the very top English public schools up here telling us how pathetic we are. People who only ever come here to shoot animals, and here they have come to very nearly talk to the people. Well the top people anyway.
 
Lord Snooty slumming it

We’ve had Osborne, May, and that long faced skinny one from defence who laughed at British soldiers on duty at Edinburgh castle. We've even had wee Willie Hague in Glasgow taking time off from telling Putin a few things. We even had the Eton Boy himself, fresh from the floods in England, and right into the North Sea to inspect an oil rig. (I suppose they had to keep him that far form ordinary Jocks. Eton Boys probably don’t have immunity to the kind of bugs you catch from jock plebs. We even had a complete cabinet meeting here. For the first time in 90 years the lower reaches of the English aristocracy came en masse on a private jet to hide themselves behind locked doors and hold a cabinet meeting.  Worth it or what!

But no attack dog in the form of Carbuncle.

Not to fear though, because he is back. Oh yes. He ventured as far north as the Daily Torygraph offices to give them an interview in which he told them that there was no such thing as Scottishness or Englishness.

He accused Alex Salmond (as if he was the only one to point it out) of trying to make out that there are Scottish values and English values and said quite clearly that there were not. We were the same.

John: What's Gaelic for "sod off you plonker"?
He failed of course to explain why, if we are so similar, we vote so differently, to the point that the majority party in England is represented by one solitary (and rather pathetic) specimen in Scotland, and that’s bang smack on the border. Nor did he explain why our MPs voted against all the horrific policies on welfare, never mind whether they were SNP or Labour while the MPs in England pushed them though and made them law.

First we had that funny little aristocrat who gave up being an MP in the middle of his term to take a big prestigious job as George Bush’s lickspittle in Nato, (you know, the one that comes from Port Ellen on the island of Islay, where they speak Gaelic), telling us that we didn't have a language, and we didn't have a culture, and now we have this third choice Scottish Secretary telling us that there is no such thing as Scottishness, and thinking that that will go down well with us.

Where exactly do they get these half wits?

Friday, 10 January 2014

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM ROBERTSON, NOBLE OF SOMEWHERE THAT SPEAKS FOREIGN

Writing in the Washington Post and quoted in the Telegraph, Mr Robertson of Port Ellen has warned of the damage Scottish separation would cause to the UK on the world stage. He reminded them, and us, that UKOK was the “United States’ oldest and closest ally”.

So here we have it. Mr Robertson is worried about the standing of the UK on the world stage. 

How Tory and patrician. 

He doesn’t appear to be in the least interested in the future of Scotland. He may be right that Britain is the USA’s oldest ally. He might remember that the very fact that they are two separate countries, and thus able to be allies, is due the fact that the Americans threw the Brits out.  

As for closest ally…well, I don’t know. They are the most useful one, because they will do virtually anything the USA tells them, whereas other allies, like France, Germany, Japan, Korea, etc, tend to have minds of their own and can only be pushed so far.

Robertson said the global balance of power would be “substantially upset”, by a split, especially if the Nationalists pushed ahead with their threat to expel Trident, and the “ripple effects” would not be limited to the UK.

Incidentally, it’s not a threat, as I see it, Mr Robertson; it’s a promise. 

And how would the global balance of power be affected? 

As I see it, Scotland houses, for the UK, a small number of nuclear missiles, tiny by comparison with the West’s overall arsenal. The UK in fact has 225 missiles, with only 160 being active.  The USA has 7,700 with only 2,150 active. This can be measured against Russia’s 8,500 (1,800 active) and China’s couple of hundred. 

The UK’s total arsenal is controlled by the USA. Not only would Britain never dare use them without America’s permission; it actually couldn’t use them, because they employ the American delivery system and thus require the Pentagon to supply the firing coordinates. 

The British stockpile, small as it is, is not independent. It belongs to America in all but name (and expense). 

What difference would it make if Scotland rejected it? If English lives were thought to be too important to risk having thedodgy stuff anywhere near even small English towns, they could be transported to America, which in any case controls them and indeed counts them among its own.

The noble old buffer goes on to say that ‘separatist’ movements in Spain and Belgium might also succeed in breaking away, leading to a more fragmented, more unstable Europe. A continent more likely to produce “strife and dissension”. So independence of a tiny unimportant northern nation might cause world war three?

Does he seriously think that Catalonia and Belgium are dependent upon Scotland to decide what they will do with their futures? 

The Catalans have already announced their referendum. They have massive support. They will almost certainly vote for independence, Scotland or no Scotland.

Belgium, a strange mixture of Dutch speaking Flemings and French speaking Walloons, has never really worked as a state. The country has spent years without any effective government, even longer than the basket case iraq after our interference. It is only a matter of time before something  will have to be done to provide two countries for two very different peoples.

But typical Brit, he thinks that everyone in the world waits to find out what Great Britain will do... He obviously hasn't been talking to the Chinese recently!

Mr Robertson also accused the SNP of offering Scottish voters a “real pig in a poke” because key issues such as EU membership and currency cannot be resolved until after a ‘yes’ vote. 

But that's not true. They can be resolved; but UKOK doesn't want them resolved.

The UK government (the only organisation with the power to do this) won't ask the EU for a ruling on Scotland’s membership, because anyone with any common sense can see that, as Scottish people are currently members, Scots law complies with all the requirements of the EU, and Scotland is rich in oil, water and green power, it would be ridiculous to think that this expansionist organisation would do anything other than jump at the chance of Scotland’s membership. If they asked for a ruling it would almost certainly go against them.

As for the currency situation, we know that although the UKOk government isn’t for negotiating, the governor of the Bank of England, who understands finance, is very eager to talk to the First Minister, as was his predecessor.

 “Britain’s friends around the world need to pay attention. A dangerous historic event might soon be upon us — with few people outside the UK even noticing.” says the Noble one.

Britian's friends? Hmm, well we'll leave that one, because we can't prove much one way or the other, but I doubt they need a calculator to count them. 

But why would it be dangerous Georgie? What’s dangerous about a country with little in common with its neighbours, breaking up with them and running their own business as part of the EU or EEA?  Is it dangerous that Czech Republic and Slovakia are no longer together? Is it dangerous that Hungary is no longer a part of the Austrian Empire? Should we worry that Bulgaria, Poland Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia no longer are part of the USSR’s sphere? It’s not like we are about to declare war? Is England?

The Washington Post has previously warned in an editorial that Scottish independence would weaken America’s foremost ally and create a “less stable world” because Scotland would be too small to “contribute meaningfully” to world security.

I find that interesting. Presumably then the USA requires Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland and the Faeroes to join together. After all surely these countries are far too small to contribute to the USA’s plan for the world. What about the Benelux countries? Probably they should all get together with Germany and Austria so that they are big and powerful. Or is it just countries that do exactly what the White House tells them that should be allowed to be powerful?

I mean, never mind that Scots have to live under a succession of governments implementing policies repugnant to us… as long as we aren’t upsetting America. It’s the least we can do to keep calm and suffer.

 “The United Kingdom has always punched above its weight diplomatically and militarily. A break-up would have a serious effect on its role in the world — all the more so because Britain’s nuclear-deterrent base is in Scotland,” chunters his nobleness.

Perhaps Mr Robertson would like to remember that punching above our weight has cost us dearly. The punching above our weight has involved massive military spending; money which might well have been used to maintain standards of education and health, transport and infrastructure which are well behind those of Western Europe.

But of course, wee George, who got himself a cushy little number in Brussels at an enormous salary together with a handy berth in the British elites’ retirement home, isn’t bothered about that kind of shortcoming. That only affects unimportant little people without titles.

Lord Robertson also challenged the Nationalists’ assertions that a separate Scotland would keep the Queen, the pound and EU membership with the same opt-outs as the UK.

Well, George, she’s Queen of Scots as well as being your English monarch. The Australians keep her too, and the people for Papua New Guinea adn they are not a part of England. 

As it happens, the pound is our currency too. We helped pay for it, and as doubtless, you'll be wanting us to take our share of the monumental debt the London governments have built up, while punching above your weight, perhaps you should think twice about trying to deny it to us.

Of course we could start our own currency and watch your pound fall through a hole in the floor: a heavily indebted country with no industry and no resources. 

As for the UK opt outs… I think you probably already know that these were bought at a price. So no, I don’t expect we can have them… but then we also won't have to pay the price that Mrs Thatcher paid quietly for them. You don't think she got the better of Kohl and Mitterrand, do you?

A spokesman for the pro-UK Better Together UKOK campaign said: "This is an important intervention from the former Nato Secretary General, a man with experience of the realities of international affairs. The SNP idea that everything will change but nothing will change simply isn't credible.”

That’s just too ridiculous to even poke fun at. 

Mr Robertson was a placeman sent to Nato by Tony Blair in his second job as Mr Bush's poodle because Mr Cheney wanted a patsy at Nato; a handyman who would do what he was told. Mr Robertson, somewhat flattered at getting such a highly paid job, well above his reasonable expectations, and a 'freeloader for life' title to go with it, dropped his constituents that only shortly before, he was so proud to serve as MP and dashed to the comforts of world "power" in Brussels.

He's a funny old stick. You’ll remember that he is a baron who recently informed us that we have no culture and no language. It was unfortunate that he said that, because the idiot chose for his aristocratic title, the name Port Ellen on the island of Islay, where a large number of the population speak Gaelic as their first language. 

It's a point that, you'd have thought such a ‘man with experience of the realities of international affairs’ might have thought about before he told us all that their language didn’t exist.

U KOK UP more like!

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

PATRONISING BASKET CASES

Well, no, actually, as the IFS the Tory think tank pointed out, it doesn't. Scotland would be broke after a few weeks, because you are too wee, too poor, and far too stupid.

We were lying and being patronising, because both of these things are what we do best.

Well, except in the case of Cameron (who does a splendid impression of Flashman), it's more or less the only two things we do.

Still, at the end of the day we'll all be sitting in the House of Peers on £300+ tax free a day, with lovely money earning titles, so why would we actually give a toss?

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Q: WHAT KIND OF SCOT SAYS THIS?

A: I suppose the answer is, a pretty uninformed one or the kind that gives up his constituency and constituents and accepts a job at vastly more money, and prestige (even if it is as a patsy) located in Brussels... and the obligatory elevation to the arsetocracy (spelling error intentional) so that he can ponse about calling himself "Lord". In short a pretty despicable one.

We've no language? You tell that to people like Donny Macleod, a man from your own party, Robertson, who were strapped by teachers for speaking Gaelic in the school playground during London's attempt to stamp the language out for good.

They failed and fortunately OUR government is supporting the language. 

As well as Scots Gaelic, of course, there is Scots. In the refined circles of the House of Parasites you probably don't hear it much spoken, with all the plumby Eton and Oxford voices, but it does exist in Scotland...(you know, the place where you started to dizzy climb to fame and wealth). They did their damndest to get rid of that too.

We've no culture you say? Well, that reminds me of George W Bush, who said of the Arabs that they had no culture... No honestly, he did. But he was an ignoramus too.

I suppose that in down there in London you'll not know much about it. And why would you. it's foreign to them. And it won't have been taught to you in school because when you were a lad education was run from London. 

You'll not have learned Scottish history or literature or music. You'll know about King Henry and his 6 wives, the virgin queen and 1066; you'll have learned Shakespeare and Milton and Wordsworth, and you will have been taught the words to Jerusalem and Greensleeves. But before you make speeches about it, try examining the works of Scots authors and poets, and look at the music and paintings we have. 

And it's not all in the past. You need to have a look at National Collective. Have a look at the talent and the work that is being produced today. Whilst we enjoy them too, it's not all Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tom Stoppard, which I'm sure is what you hear about when you are dozing on the red leather benches or enjoying subsidized meals in the restaurants and bars of the palace of Westminster.

Have you been to Edinburgh recently?

Incidentally, I expect that the Spanish government will be indebted to you, such a great international figure, a man of substance, for offering support to the independence movement in the Basque Country. Or maybe not.

Sunday, 6 October 2013

INDEPENDENCE DEBATE AT ABERTAY UNIVERSITY


You have probably already see this video over at Wings, aptly entitled "How it's done". But incase you haven't I include it here. 

Stewart Hosie is our local MP, the London Finance Shadow for the SNP, and a formidable debater and speaker, and frankly I'm a bit proud of this.

He started this debate in a position of weakness: 59% against and 21% for independence, and by strength of argument turned it to a 51% yes vote, 38% no.

I'd be interested in your opinions of the debate, and the points raised by students. These are points that could be raised by anyone we're talking to, on the bus, in the gym, at Morrisons...