CLOTHES HORSES AND REAL HORSES

I was idly looking through the papers in the barber's shop the other day and I noticed among other things, some picture of the royals at the races. 

Royal Ascot is quite the thing as society occasions go and the royals turn out in huge numbers to celebrate being inordinately rich. Not only Brit royals, but royals from other countries flock to show off how wealthy they are.

Each day the male royals turn up looking really peculiar in what my granny would call "lum hats" (in that they look like lums (chimneys to non Scots), waistcoats and very baggy trousers, but, although they have different daft suits with tail coats and lum hats for each day,  at least for them it's essentially the same gear.

For the female royals it's obligatory to wear something different every day, and, as you can see from the picture above Beatrice has certainly managed the something "different". Don't be fooled however, that she looks like something that fell off a flitting (a house moving for non Scots) apparently her costumes are (as I'm sure the costumes of the others are) incredibly expensive. The Daily Mail noted that her shoes alone cost nearly £600. 

I reckon that there are five days of royal Ascot, and that suggests that this holiday girl has spend around £3000 on shoes for the week... slightly less than half the average retirement pension.

Isn't it a comforting thought that we are all in this together.

I wonder how much it cost to look like that...

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SOUP KITCHENS AND FOOD PARCELS FOR EX-BENEFIT CLAIMANTS

Across the country tens, possibly hundreds of thousands of people could be forced to rely on food parcels because of benefit problems, as Davnik Cleggeron’s government presses ahead with its plan to slash the country's welfare bill.

Of course cutting welfare is always a good idea, and helping people back to work is something that every government should do, and to be fair, has been doing, but the best time to help people back to work is when there is some work to help them back into.

Charities that run food banks have warned this weekend of the prospect of people having to rely on third world-style food aid, and, as a person peripherally involved with such a charity, and the amazing people who actually work there, I know that this is the case. The needs have nearly doubled over the last year. The charities think that food parcels and soup kitchens will have to be arranged for maybe up to 1.5 million people who will be moved off incapacity benefit.

Around 37% of people who have been referred to this degrading “poor house style” charity have been in need because of delays and inaccuracies caused by the DWP, whose agencies are understaffed to deal with influx of people they are having to deal with and staff are untrained and disincentivized.

I have certain knowledge of people’s benefits being stopped effectively retrospectively because of delays in sending out letters. And as you can’t just walk into a job centre for help, you have to make an appointment first, sometimes weeks in advance, this may well cause problems.

Neil Coyle, director of policy for the charity Disability Alliance said: "For people to be pushed into poverty and forced to rely on food parcels to eat, something we all think of as a basic human right, is disgusting,"

Foodbanks are something that perhaps most people find an alien concept in a supposedly first world country which conducts wars all over the world and has regattas at Henley, strawberry teas at Wimbledon, and garden parties at the Palace, but there are three times as many of these organizations as there were only 2 years ago.

Another of the problems is that people with chronic illnesses such as multiple sclerosis and ME will probably be told to go get work, move to another town, whatever, but perhaps very few employers will want to employ them, especially when there is a HUGE pool of labour freshly redundant from big business closures and civil service payoffs. They will be left with insufficient money to pay for medication out of their Job Seekers Allowance and may have to turn to crime, such as shoplifting, to make ends meet. This is what happens in third world countries where there is no or little welfare provision.

In other cases people will have to be hospitalized in an NHS already facing massive reductions in funding.

People visiting food banks are usually given supply of cheap food, which includes tinned, fruit, meat and fish, and pasta, tea bags and UHT milk. A parcel for a family of four weighs roughly 20kg, and is worth around £19. Food banks, which are staffed by volunteers, rely entirely on donations from local schools, businesses and individuals. They are community-run, in conjunction with local churches, and of course in many parts of the country there is no food bank provision at all.

How much will the new nuclear deterrent cost? Oh dear. It makes you proud to be British doesn’t it.

Pics: Poverty and people raising money for Food banks: Wealth and Fancy dress parties for the super rich at Royal Ascot and Henley Regatta.