Showing posts with label Maggie Curran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maggie Curran. Show all posts

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

...in which Lamont can't remember her name, or Eck's but does recall how much she hates him, Ed Milly gives us all a V sign,  Maggie and Anas's smile gets stuck on their faces as the wind changes, Dave and Ed are over the hill Danny Alexander is found to be the sorcerer's apprentice... and the Orange Order organise a dance in a pen (funny lot)...
Would you just look at these two...?
Well Jo, that's all you appear to say. If someone asked you directions to
Waverley Station you'd manage to get in something negative about AS.
You tell the English, dear. Just try to remember that in the days of internet
there's a relatively good chance that we'll hear about it too.
Nothing nasty or evil about that, is there?
Beezer: You have to love the " cymbals", and they appear
to be having some sort of Pen Dance. Something in happening
 'In de pen dance'. Weird.
But hey, I'm cheered that we will be losing their queen if
Alex Salmond gets in de pen dance. If he gets back out of it,
will we get their queen back?
And what's all this about no more parades?
Serious stuff. Looks like the future is not Orange!
We certainly are, Davie boy.  Stab stab!
Fancy the Tories being dishonest.
Surely some mistake.

As George Bush very nearly managed to say: Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Sometimes you forget that the Liberals exist.
Then, like a bad dream, you realise that Danny Alexander is still around
Still he's not really a Liberal, is he. More GIdiot's batman.
Erm.... Northern Ireland anyone?
Better than your usual efforts Dave. The words
you are looking for are "Yes Frau Merkel, Ma'am".
Oh, let's get the Jelly Fish. He's much more interesting.

There'll be a blue Rolls over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow (push lads)
Then we will be free.

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

CURREN MIGHT BE BETTER, JUST OCCASIONALLY, TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT

Alex Salmond is to have talks with David Cameron in Downing Street, London, during a meeting of the administrations of the UK. 

It is expected that he will raise the spectre of the Bedroom Tax, along with other social security issues and youth unemployment. 

Mr Cameron wants to focus the meeting on immigration, the Commonwealth Games and Ryder Cup. But Salmond is determined to raise issues which are pressing for ordinary Scots. Naturally Cameron has no earthly idea what an ordinary Scot is, only having seen the kind that living on shooting estates and went to Eton. Nor of course does he give a stuff about how they live as they consistently refuse to vote for his party and are, therefore of no interest to him whatsoever.

The new secretary of state, who should be fighting Scotland's corner in cabinet, has advised Mr Salmond to arrive in Downing Street with a positive attitude and to listen and learn.  No honestly, he is reported to have said that. Listen and learn from Cameron (the most inept prime minister since... oh yeah, Gordon Brown) and Carmichael (who's been in the job two weeks!).

Of course it would be handy for Mr Cameron if everyone just sat there and listened and learned from the man that has the best qualifications in England that money can buy. But Salmond needs no lessons on statecraft from Cameron, and no advice on how to behave himself in government from Carmichael, and he is there to do what Carmichael and Moore have singularly failed to do: represent Scotland's best interests.
Stairheid Rammy: The Shadow Secretary of State

Not to be left out of course, Labour's shadow secretary for Scotland had to open her mouth. Was it Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain who said: "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt"? (It may have originated in the Torah, Proverbs 17:28). Anyway whoever said it Stairheid should take heed.

She accuses Mr Salmond of "Grandstanding". 

She says: "What Scots need tomorrow is action to tackle the cost-of-living crisis, not more grandstanding from Alex Salmond and David Cameron.


"Prices are rising faster than wages, energy bills are still going up and the bedroom tax is continuing to hit people across the country.

"This is a rare opportunity to hammer out a plan to get to grips with this cost-of-living crisis.

"Instead of coming to London to tell David Cameron to bin the bedroom tax, Alex Salmond should be laying out a plan to stop it hitting Scots."

[The word "coming" is telling! As a Scot based in Scotland, I'd have said "going".]
Maybe China will send us some food aid?

So, does she not think that bringing up the bedroom tax is the best way of dealing with it? Who does she think is responsible for the cost of living, the energy companies' prices, and the bedroom tax? Not to mention the other criminal behaviour that puts the poorest in our country  in need of food banks and Red Cross parcels?

Why does this stupid woman feel obliged every time she opens her mouth, to carp at Alex Salmond and the SNP? The man is going to do more or less all she is demanding but when he does she feels the need to call it "grandstanding". Would she prefer him to just be a polite man and listen and learn from Cameron and Carmichael? She needs to learn that there is a time for opposition, and there is time to let the first minister do his job. Is she unaware that he will be doing more or less what she is demanding?

Labour really needs to replace her with someone with just a spark of intelligence, because right now, every time the shadow secretary of state opens her mouth she proves beyond doubt that she is a bad joke. We deserve better, Ed.

Sunday, 28 October 2012

SNAPS ON SUNDAY

OK, I know they are a day late, so shoot me!
Forward indeed, young man
Conference Time
And here comes David Cameron, no wait, David Steele, oh well, here comes someone
Meanwhile Johann's first shadow cabinet meeting is going off the rails
And this fellow shows that there is one rule for them and one rule for us. Ever thus under the Tories...
...Who are doing a nice job of governing Britain, as can be seen by teh number of loyal supporters
This fellow doesn't seem to want to be part of the mass demonstration above, preferring to make his point quietly
And people all over Britain who are not ashamed to be who they are, Mr Mitchell.
And who wouldn't say that at his age... actually, can you imagine all these sweeties mmmmmm
Cleanliness is next to godliness, and we are very godly
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What was Whatshisname saying about getting the facts and the figures?

Well here's some more for you SoS.