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| In the utter chaos that is the UK government, no one knows who uses cars, or how much it all costs. In the meantime, people having heart attacks in the job centre are sanctioned for missing appointments...to save money. Well, we must prioritise, right? |
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| Tasteful as ever, and looking the very model of a government minister, Here Serene Highness the Lady Moan of Mayfair, sends for cars as and when it pleases her. As my granny would say: When dirt rises, it flees (nah, me neither). |
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| And then the laugh is that, when she gets a bit of stick for her use of government cars, she uses their spin doctors to "support" her. Queen Moan: Another one of David Cameron's brilliant ideas. (As an aside, the Daily Mail is a corker. They must have a competition to see how many bras or cleavages they can get on the side column every day, and all the time sneering at The Sun for being down market.) |
