IF A MALE CABINET MINISTER HAD SAID SOMETHING AS HORRIFICALLY SEXIST ABOUT A WOMAN...

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE FURORE?

NURSERY RHYME TORIES

#David Cameron, after pudding and pie,

Screwed us over and made us cry.

Now that the "girls"* are out to play,

David Cameron can creep away.

# Thanks to Mick Ryder on Twitter.
* Poetic licence (big time).

Macbeth rehearsals: Witches on stage now please!

The one on the far right... the wee specky one... yes you. 

Don't call us, we'll call you.

THE CURRENT SECOND FAVOURITE TO WIN...

Is it any wonder I mistakenly thought her name was Andrea Loathsome? 

No minimum wage? So employers can go back to the good old Thatcher days of paying £1 an hour. And, of course, you'll have to claim benefits and be labelled a scrounger by some coked up toff.

No maternity rights? So you give birth Monday afternoon in the office toilets and straight back to work or you're fired?

No unfair dismissal rights? So you can be sacked without notice for wearing the wrong hairstyle or being a minute late, and then be called a scrounger for claiming benefits?

No pension rights? So that after a lifetime service you can be chucked out at whatever they've put the pension age up to, without a penny and only the horrifically inadequate state pension to live on. And, needless to say, you will have to claim pension credits and housing benefits and be called a scrounger? 

And what kind of employee does she think will work for this kind of employer? Presumably someone forced to by the unlovely Crabb man on pain of NOT being allowed to claim benefits, but still being called a scrounger for trying to.

No wonder the officials at the Treasury said she was the worst minister they had ever had, with no grasp of issues and even the terminally dim Gidiot wanted her moved.

I'm begin to wonder how she manages to get herself out of bed in the morning without some help!
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If you fancy a laugh over the leadership contenders, listen to Ken Clarke discussing them with Rifkind.

Fox and Crabb have gone now (how embarrassingly low their votes were, showing even Tories MPs don't think much of them). Wee Govey is last, which leaves the contest looking like it's between Leadsom and May. What a bloody choice! 

Attila the Hun or her stunt double!

Random Thoughts

New Top Gear Team?

Tory contender Leadsom was ‘worst minister ever’, say civil servants who worked with her http://ebx.sh/29j1Ith 

Perfect for the job then...

Good Old Nigel. Resigns and says that he may drop into the parliament from time to time. Lovely job at £76,000 + expenses.

What a bloody choice.

The most important thing to Tessy is the ability to kill millions of people....

...Instead of this!

Standard Life (still in Scotland) having to suspend trading in its property accounts.

Oh look!

Please let me make more of a mess.

Munguin thought I should have a picture, seeing as I'm a leading contender. Fox and Crabb? Pffffff! Why bother?

SMILE ON SATURDAY

ONE OF THESE IS THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER

Smile! Think of your GO HOME vans or denying unaccompanied refugee kids access to UK, or throwing Australian families out of Scotland. Yep, that's not bad considering it's you.

Unfortunately, it's not the turtle that's standing.

Nice going, Crabbie.
At this rate you'll be able to retire before the contest and save us all some sleepless nights.

You can't have one without the other...
Oh, and we can't forget Adam, can we?

Did she borrow her wellies from Theresa?
Maybe she was prompted to put her name forward because she's called LEAD SOM(E). Can't think of any other plausible reason.