ONE OF THESE IS THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER
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| Smile! Think of your GO HOME vans or denying unaccompanied refugee kids access to UK, or throwing Australian families out of Scotland. Yep, that's not bad considering it's you. |
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| Unfortunately, it's not the turtle that's standing. |
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| Nice going, Crabbie. At this rate you'll be able to retire before the contest and save us all some sleepless nights. |
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| You can't have one without the other... Oh, and we can't forget Adam, can we? |
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| Did she borrow her wellies from Theresa? Maybe she was prompted to put her name forward because she's called LEAD SOM(E). Can't think of any other plausible reason. |
