|Oh how modest... not a word about your porn?|
|Just the kind of thing your average politician doesn't want to see.|
|Dunno whether that's down to the low murder rate, |
or the propensity of the DWP to get it wrong.
|In our United Kingdom we seem to celebrate mainly English history.|
|This is true.|
|It's when you have to honour the pigs that it gets really tiresome.|
|Well, you have to prove to the DWP that you are trying.|
|Yes, but these things don't make Dave look big |
on the international stage.
|So, getting it in perspective, it isn't exactly an empire, is it?|
|If only you were still PM, Mags, we'd be independent.|
Or maybe not...
|The reality is of course less spectacular.|
There are a variety of reasons that operations don't go ahead.
Not least that people pull out at the last minute.
Fail to show for elective surgery.
|This is an example of Labour running the health service in Wales.|
|But we all know that no matter how well they do,|
the press will always conclude that the SNP are bad.