Midweek Mélange

You bet we're not.

Do you remember how he used to go on and on and on
about being prudent? How did that work out again?

No expense spared.

Absolutely no expense spared.

What a novel idea.
It'll never catch on in the UK though.

£15 million as a reminder of how she wrecked the country
on top of the £20 million for her funeral.
Doesn't being, however, to compete with how much she cost us when she was alive.

Chaps' friends have to get
something back for all their contributions.

Is what you are saying that you were
sod all good but nothing could have dislodged you.

Bless the British. Very kind of you sirs.
We remain humble and grateful servants.
Oh wait, no we don't.

Great time to be a kid.

Thought you said you didn't share a platform with Tories, Jim.
I realise that that's not exactly the Glasgow Royal, but...
an Irn Bru crate by any other name...

Closer and less likely to be ridiculed.

All these 'something for nothing' policies that the Scottish government introduced for ordinary people.

By comparison this is what the Brits
 do for the ordinary people.