|You bet we're not.|
|Do you remember how he used to go on and on and on|
about being prudent? How did that work out again?
|No expense spared.|
|Absolutely no expense spared.|
|What a novel idea.|
It'll never catch on in the UK though.
|£15 million as a reminder of how she wrecked the country|
on top of the £20 million for her funeral.
Doesn't being, however, to compete with how much she cost us when she was alive.
|Chaps' friends have to get |
something back for all their contributions.
|Is what you are saying that you were |
sod all good but nothing could have dislodged you.
|Bless the British. Very kind of you sirs.|
We remain humble and grateful servants.
Oh wait, no we don't.
|Great time to be a kid.|
|Thought you said you didn't share a platform with Tories, Jim.|
I realise that that's not exactly the Glasgow Royal, but...
an Irn Bru crate by any other name...
|Closer and less likely to be ridiculed.|
|All these 'something for nothing' policies that the Scottish government introduced for ordinary people.|
|By comparison this is what the Brits|
do for the ordinary people.