Monday 9 March 2015

JUST FOR JOHN...

Further to a request from our slightly mad but very dear nonetheless, friend, John Brownlie, Munguin is delighted to have instructed me to provide more pictures of Mrs Currant and Mr Morphey.

To show that you always get a really good deal for your dollar at Munguin's Republic, I've added a few more Labour Buffoons. Unfortunately we don't have any wee lassies in tin hats. But you really can't expect everything.
Maggie on the Karaoke.
Anyone know what she was singing?
I've no got a tin helmet...
I've got a brass neck though... does that count?
I never have and I never will share a platform with a Tory.
That Lady Goldie wumin was just part of the crown to see how it's done!
Ah... that's a bit awkward....
A poll that shows Labour not losing badly?
Does your warder know you're out?
Hic...Hic erit magnus et bibere taberna ...

20 comments:

  1. Thanks John, that's put me right off my dinner.
    I know what she won't be singing, I believe a red flag is mentioned.

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  2. Please release me let me go
    For you don't love me any more

    In a drunken Glesga accent.

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    1. That was the one that I was trying to think of David...

      Thanks. perfect!

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  3. Dear God, please bring back the furry animals.... It's been a bad day for nasty cartoons.

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    1. Yeah, I know , but John wanted it... and don't say I don't aim to please...

      Munguin has just been photographed with a tin helmet on, so you can look foreword to that tomorrow!!

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  4. I liked the newspaper article that one Labour insider said if she lost her seat the IQ of the Labour MPs would increase. Naughty but funny and correct.

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    1. Apparently not highly respected inside the Labour Party, as well as outside the Labour Party, Marcia!

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  5. Thanks for that, Tris, I now have something to threaten the kids with! I suspect that Margaret is singing "Chi mi'n geamhradh" and I also suspect that if Margaret and I had been Adam and Eve the human race would have ended there and then!

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    1. I think that might be a little too refined for her. I think David's suggestion of Please Release Me is more likely.

      John and Maggie doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Adam and Eve....

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  6. Incidentally, I strongly object to the "slightly mad" description. What I object to is the "slightly"........

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    1. Noted. It was careless reporting! Munguin has dealt with the reporter concerned and I'm typing this with my feet!

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  7. Hasen't Smurpfy's hair colour changed so quickly?

    So, was it always grey and was coloured and now he wants to look mature or has it just gone grey naturally and what would have ever caised that?

    He is toast and I hope he is not left standing on the morning of the 8th of May.

    As that is my birthday it is my bumper birthday wish along with the annhilation of the whole Slab team.

    Am I a bad Panda?

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    1. Spending a lot of time with Ms Currant has done it for him. She could turn any bloke grey... Just listening to her voice and bitterness would do that.

      Next he'll be giving up the Irn Bru for Scotland's other national drink.

      Well I hope you get your birthday wishes. Obviously I'd like the SNP to have a good showing, but this guy in particular seems to have cruised through life as Tony Blair's lick-spittle, until opportunity knocked and he decided that there was more to be made in Edinburgh. He's not the man to lead Labour in Scotland, adn a fair amount of Labour's failure to pull back after the referendum is down to him.

      I never rated Johann Lamont, but it is interesting to speculate that if she had still be in the supervisors buckie, things would have been a lot better now for them.

      Bad... No, I don't think so...maybe slightly naughty!

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  8. Now, there is a point if JoLa was still i/c ScotSlabbers United they would be riding higher in the polls and may not have been marmalised.

    I am peeing myself laughing and for JoLa , revenge is served a dish cold.

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    1. She voted for Neil and Cate...

      I hope that she, while surely deploring the demise of her party, can at least take some satisfaction that the man for London is making a far worse job of it than she did.

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  9. There’s something unhealthy about John wanting these photos ... :D

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    1. I've always said there was SR, ever since he started going on about wee Cathy Jamieson.

      It's all the wind on that island in my opinion.

      :¬)

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