Tuesday, 29 March 2011

THE THINGS PEOPLE PUT ON T-SHIRTS



Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.


I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.


I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound as they go flying by.


I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.


I Haven't Lost My Mind. It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.


Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.


If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?


Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.


Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here.


I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted a pay check.


I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.


You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.


On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.


I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.


Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in chocolate.


Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals, on the other hand, built the Titanic.


I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.


Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

10 comments:

  1. (I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.)

    I definitely can identify with this one.

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  2. I do nit have a drinking problem.

    I drink and then I fall down.

    No problem.

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  3. Lord Snooty clearly enjoys a tipple lol.

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  4. John ...welcome to Munguin's Republic and thanks for subscribing too.

    I wish I could say it was me...(I thought about lying and saying it was, but... conscience got the better of me). So, I don’t know who it is! Truth is I was Google hunting for a suitable illustration; something people put on t shirts, and I couldn't see anything interesting or attractive, so I thought my flag might be a worthwhile illustration.

    I can't ever see enough of it!! And with all the royal wedding rubbish in the shops festooned as it is with the other flag, I thought a change would be doing me good!!

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  5. Cheers tris!


    smane about the unknown identity of the rather gorgeous man!


    Great site, by the way; very witty! - recomended to me by my partner-of-sorts who's being reading your blog for quite a while.

    John

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  6. Well, I'm glad you like it John and thanks for the flattering description of the blog. You don't know how much it cheers me to hear that it's being enjoyed!

    I did a bit of research and the site I got the t- shirt pic from was:

    http://www.acorn-printing.co.uk/menswear/20_fly-your-flag-tourwear/94_Scotland-T-shirt.html

    It also appear here:

    http://www.scotlandkit.com/acatalog/Scotland_Golf_Towel_-_Saltire.html

    But I think it's just a model.... soz!!!

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