Showing posts with label Royal Mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Royal Mail. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 May 2014

RANDOM THOUGHTS AND SOME SNAPS FOR SUNDAY

Mark Coburn, who cycled from Rome to Scotland to raise money for the YES campaign arrived home last night. Munguin's intrepid reporter was on hand to catch a couple of photos of him. It's worth mentioning that he did the bike ride with a broken bone in his elbow and four cracked ribs.

Munguin's woman on the scene was none other than Arbroath to whom Munguin sends his sincere thanks for sharing the pictures. Expenses are paid, he reminds her, on the usual basis. (Anything over £500,000 is reimbursed fully.)
Mark, his bike and Arbroath's car!
Mark with Arbroath, her partner and a friend from YES.
More photos on Yes South Annandale Facebook page

The Euro part of the election results hasn't even been announced yet (counting can't begin till after the polls close in all countries... and even then Western Isles won't count on the Sabbath so we won't have the final results till tomorrow), but based on what, I'm sure UK politicians see as the more important elections (English local councils) the knives are out for all the party leaders.

It's been hilarious listening to them wriggle and squirm over the last few days.

The parties are turning on their leaders and factions are setting up. Conservatives like our old favourite Jacob Rees Mogg are urging a pact with UKIP; Labour MPs are calling Ed Miliband weird and there are widespread calls for Nick Clegg to stand down.

But fear not. None of them will go. It's far too near the UK elections and the Scottish referendum for that, so we will have all of them to laugh at for a while longer.

My favourite interview has been Gideot telling us he respects Nigel and the people who voted for him and that they/he must do more listening to and understanding "ordinary" people. (He'll have to meet some first.)

The phrase that keeps coming to mind is: "when thieves fall out, honest men come by their own".

Talking of which...
How useful this will be to the average person from Glasgow or Wick.
Will Londoners be helping to pay for new sewerage in Stornoway?
And isn't sewerage in England a matter from private companies?
How handy this train will be for people in Kirkcaldy, or  Keith.
Hop on and hop off.
Studies have shown that it has the potential to damage the economies of Eastern Scotland
and yet we will end up paying £& or £8 BILLION towards it.
Oh the benefits of the greatest union ever known to man or beast...
And, just a few months in they are starting to question whether
the will be able to sustain the universal delivery. Look out
fro massive price rises in all but the biggest cities in Scotland
It speaks for itself. Add in the BBC money taken from Scotland
to be spent in the UK. All the taxes from Tesco and its
 likes  that go to London. What a rip off.
This is what I just don't understand Labour.
What is their motivation?
Well, of course, there is this. Eh Robertson, ffoulkes, Martin,
Liddell, and Wee Jock (it's a kilt I tell ye) McConnell.
No daft Tory aristocratic titles in Scotland
Oh yeah... and that.
Doubt you'll do that in Edinburgh.
Actually, you have to travel every day. Tough!
Unless of course you like having the lowest pension
by comparison to average wage in the developed world, in
which case the UK is just superb.
In fact what you pay would buy a far far better set of public services
So, you read it in the Financial Times,
that well-known pro independence paper...?
They used our taxes to commission a report and when it didn't
 say what they wanted it to say they hid it.
Does that sound familiar?
Oh, I feel so safe with that big safety blanket of the UK's
broad shoulders and clout to keep me from harm.

Thursday, 3 April 2014

FOTOS FOR FRIDAY

How can you trust someone who changes his age every year?
Bless him, he tried, but no one listened 
If you are called for interview, take garlic, a cross and a stake!
Well... his job's at risk!
Indeed
If he'd actually done this he couldn't have got more publicity
But then, who listens to Nick Clegg?
Someone took a photo in my bedroom!
The words "tosser" and "useless" come to mind
Bravo Vince!
You and 29 others
You have been warned: Poison!
Who cares?
Oooops Alistair, Freudian slip?
How come?
Risk, Professor?
I was thinking a sticker would look good on him...
Well, better than that jacket which is even sillier than
John Barrowman's
Really, as well as the jet lag, this must take some getting used to.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
I hope this wee fella got where he was wanting to go!
Yes, please don't. Looks really good on this lad, but really bad on you.
"Anyone got a hot water bottle I could borrow?"

Saturday, 23 November 2013

RANDOM WEEKEND WITTERINGS

It has to be once of St Vince’s great successes.

He sold off the Royal Mail at half what it was worth, after bankers lied to him about the value.

(Whoever would have thought that bankers would have lied when it came to money, Vince? Just like Daily Telegraph reporters. Can't trust anyone nowadays, can you?)

And now the postal regulator has told the company that it must improve services after missing key performance targets and warned that it could face fines.

RM (how can it still be called Royal Mail when it’s a private company? Should it not pay someone millions to come up with a name like, say Consignia?) has a target to deliver 93% of first class letters the next day, but in fact managed only an average of 91.7%.

In some areas (unspecified, but I wouldn’t mind betting that the Highlands and Islands will be amongst them) it was as low as 62%.

Isn’t it amazing that a private company (with all the efficiency advantages that that apparently brings) can be so pathetically bad at working to its targets. After all a first class stamp isn’t exactly cheap these days.

In response to Offcom’s report, the Royal Mail said it was "disappointed" that it hadn't met all of the service targets required.

Oh well, that makes it all right after all we're a tad "disappointed" too.

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If you live in the Dundee area and you are thinking of getting some dry cleaning done, take my advice and walk right past Aberdeen Valet Service in Broughty Ferry. Not only are they outrageously expensive, but the staff must be the most disinterested and impolite I have ever come across. Only my opinion of course.
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Camergold
Mind you, someone has given her dress lessons.
She's got rid of her granny's curtains

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I read that a Liberal aristocrat, Lord Purvis of Tweed no less,  has been given the job, by Nicky Clegg, of bringing the Labour and Tory parties together with his own, to have a common agreement on what to do when (they refuse to accept "if") there is a NO vote.
Lord Tweed of Purvis, or something else stupid and pompous

They are hoping that they can agree a raft of new powers for Scotland, not an unreasonable thing to do, given that Devo Max is what most Scots said was their preference, at least until Cameron ruled it out.

But I was just wondering why would we believe anything that they said. Quite apart from the British government having form on this kind of thing, the Liberal Democrats must be the most unreliable party ever when it comes to making promises.  Ask students in England, and what was that about electoral reform?

Oh yeah, nothing.

Then there is the matter that both Alistair Darling and Michael Forsyth raised way back when we were discussing the third option on the referendum... You can't offer any new powers to Scotland without the approval of the UK parliament. 

So what the Noble Purvis has been charged with doing is getting these people, all of whom are desperate for power and the money and self import that it brings, to agree that they will all have the same stuff in their manifesto. Yep, that's going to happen.

Of course that it won't happen is no great big deal to them. They are politicians after all. What they say today is footsteps in the sand tomorrow, forgotten like it was said 500 years ago. And it just seals the deal that a shape shifting Liberal is in charge of it.

But on the off chance that they manage to get it into their manifestos, who here thinks they will actually act on it. I mean seriously...


Pfffffffffffff, snigger.
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Dump the lot. Labour Party policy since 1900
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The Greenest Government ever in the history of the universe
 is going to dump all the Green Crap that Cameron believed in with all his heart,
(like he has one) and soul (or that) and... Oh, pass me a bucket.

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And one last thought

...and it is only a thought. Christmas is nearly upon us, and I suspect that some people anyway, are running around, credit card in hand, wondering what to get old Old Uncle Ned or Auntie Betty.

Now, I don't suppose any of you were going to buy me anything, but just incase you were... what I'd like more than anything else is a donation made to help people like this wee lad in the Philippines.
Really, I have everything I need (well, unless you were thinking of a Ferrari).

Sunday, 13 October 2013

DECISION TIME ON ROYAL MAIL FOR JOHANN

Poor old Johann Lamont! After her embarrassing display of low end political behaviour in parliament and her deputy Anas Sarwar being shouted down by Trades Unionists, she was facing pressure to take a position on Royal Mail renationalisation, after Labour’s Inverclyde council backed the SNP Government’s position on the issue.

Inverclyde passed the following motion on Thursday, calling for the UK or Scottish Government to re-nationalise the Royal Mail: 

“That the Council supports the campaign against privatisation and, with regard to the present timescales affecting the privatisation that Inverclyde Council records its opposition and calls on the next UK Government or Scottish Government to consider the renationalisation of Royal Mail.”

At Labour’s UK Conference party delegates voted to re-nationalise, but this vote was ignored by the UK party bosses in Westminster.

Now the SNP, at its conference, is set to debate the privatisation of the Royal Mail and the Scottish Government’s pledge to bring it back into public ownership in an independent Scotland at its conference this week.

So, once again Ms Lamont will be obliged to choose between what the Scottish people overwhelmingly want and what London tells her to believe.

It can't be easy, but at least, unlike some people she was neither demoted or sacked at last week's reshuffle!