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| Who? Lamont, you say? Hmmmm, nope. No one of that name here, is there Donald? |
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| If your kids ever ask you how to get on in life... here's your answer. Give money to the Tories (or the Liberals, or Labour). |
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| Adios Nick. Don't rush back, please! |
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| See...loads of good reasons to vote Conservative (or Liberal, or Labour). |
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| And if you don't have it, then Mr Duncan Smith will soon get you another job as a slave in Tesco. |
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| There's many a true word spoken in jest. Don't think just because the figures showed a pathetic growth that that means that the misery is over. With this lot (or Labour) the misery will never be over. |
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| Remember your mum and dad telling you to save for a rainy day? They hadn't bargained on the ineptitude of the Conservatives (or Liberals or Labour). You might as well spend it all. Have a round the world cruise, because if you save it, it will soon be worth half of what it used to be worth. |
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| You should've come over here Morgan. The Conservatives have got loads of tricks like this up their sleeves (as, of course have the Liberals and Labour |
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| They are all in such a poor state that they might as well amalgamate and save on administration costs, after all there's no difference in their policies to speak of. |
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| One of the hundreds of reasons for voting Tory (or Liberal or Labour) is that you get to step over poor people in shop doorways on your way to the opera. Often they will lie down in puddles for you so you don't get your opera clothes wet. Who said chivalry was dead? |
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| Well the first four are difficult but not impossible to explain; the last one beats the hell out of me though. |
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| Wonder what their priorities are? Well, ask yourself, did benefit claimants ever give half a million to the Tory party (or the Liberals, or Labour)? QED. |
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| Seems to be the answer to the above problems... YES anyone? |
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