Labour Aristocrats are Better Together in London

King Anas, moved up in the world. Appointing noblemen to jobs

Anas Sarwar has appointed, if you please, The Noble Lord, Baron ffoulkes of Cummnock, The Noble Lord, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen (where they speak Gaelic), The Noble Lord, Baron Reid of Cardowan, The Noble Baroness, Lady Liddell of Coat Dyke and The Noble Lord, Baron McConnell of Glenscorrodale (if it's no tartan, it's a skirt) to the Yes for Labour campaign or whatever it is called.

Thatcher lookalike

Doubtless his reasoning for doing this is that:

 a) the Labour party relies heavily for anyone of gravitas on a House of parliament that they have always vowed to abolish (but never have) and

 b) because they know that ordinary working class Scottish people really love and deeply respect the their social betters.

I know for a fact that one word from the mouths of any of these people, who are my betters, will immediately change my mind.

Frankly I think they are taking a big chance with this.

George, as sober as a lord

The want to get a positive message across, but as far as I can see we have already had plenty of people with ordinary red blood trying to tell us that with a Labour government in England all social ills will be cured. There will be social justice for all our peoples and we will have enormous clout in NATO, The EU, The UN, and every other world body.

It hasn't worked thus far.

Why do they think that there is much chance of the message being any better when it comes form blue bloods that rely on the House of the Living Dead for £300 a day tax free and loads of subsidised grub and booze.

Wee Joke.
If it's not tartan, it's a skirt

I mean, I don't want to criticise, Anas, but, personally, I’d be wondering if these noble personages weren't bending the truth just a wee bitty so that they could keep their aristocratic snouts in the plentiful troughs of Westminster.

They should get Mental Mickey Forsyth to join them. I know he's a Tory, but they are all much of a muchness.

AT LEAST SOMETHING IS PROSPERING IN THE UK: THE ARISTOCRACY JUST GROWS AND GROWS AND......

Good Lord... or to be more accurate Lords.

So, we are in the middle of a fearsome tightening of belts. Unemployment is high and growing, staff of every civil service department is to be cut (and whilst that’s not bad thing, we can all expect to be kept waiting longer on the phone while we are told how important our call is) and what is happening in Westminster?

Oh yeah, they are starting their own job creation scheme. They are in fact giving people jobs for life.

The outgoing prime minister is by tradition entitled to ennoble people; to send them to join the aristocracy, wear ermine, call themselves “Lord” (or Baron) something or other, their wives become “Lady” something or other and their children are entitled, for some unknown reason, to the style “The Hon” before their names.

After the fuss about money for peerages Tony Blair forewent his entitlement in that matter, but the worst prime minister in history has decided to make even more of a fool of himself by naming a list of second rate disasters and third rate fools to be appointed to the so called upper house.

Not surprisingly SIR Blair the Labour Plod, sacked quite rightly by Boris Johnson, is to go to the house of doddering old fools, where I dare say, he will be at home. The idiot Dez Browne, the man that was Scottish Secretary at the weekends, he told us, while, during the week, he ran two wars, or rather didn’t run them, failing troops by not fighting for more money for them. The patronizing old fool. John Celtic Reid is also going to the Lords, along with Two Jags, Tudor Beams, Toilet Seat Prescott. The bloody old hypocrite. What kind of Old Labour man wants to be in a house of toffs? Mrs Prescott presumably. John Hutton, another fraud of a man and failure as a War Minister, will be going upstairs to bed too. The full list can be seen here.

http://www.number10.gov.uk/news/latest-news/2010/05/peerages-honours-and-appointments-51162

In total there are to be a further 16 Tories, 9 Liberals, and an amazing 29 Labour peers created, not to mention P C Plod and Ian Paisley, who only became human in the last year or two of his political life, and is closely associated with the odious pair that run Northern Ireland, when not sleeping with their friends’ sons.

So, all in all 56 new troughers! Best buy some new troughs and some more pig swill.

But, there’s more. We are informed that under the new coalition there is to be a balancing of the Upper House, needed because of the enormous number of Labour peers created in the last few years... you know, people like Alan Sugar, who just happened to double his contribution to Labour Party funds that year.... well, well.

And according to the Times, because none of them can be got rid of.... (£300+ a day for life, and no one is messing with THEIR expenses), they will simply have to create even more Liberal and Tory Peers. The Times reckons that will mean a further 77 Tories and 95 Liberals. So another 172 on top of the 56 just appointed, and the current membership, will bring the compliment up to just over 900.

Now that is what I call the right way to show an example to us lesser people. You do with less and we’ll nip off to the House of Lords where you can call us Your Lordship.

Well, when Gorbals Mick went there the place lost its last shred of credibility..... and what else would we do with the money?

What a bloody country.


Pictured: The Lords: Mr Blair who made such a mess of running England's main police force: The last deputy prime minister and chief pie eater, John Prescott.