So, if this is to be believed, everyone is scared of Johann Lamont. And Dearest Darling Alistair (Norman Lamont's Fag) wasn't just against devolution; he predicted apocalypse. He warned of riots, rapes, army curfews and told us we'd be fighting over the last can of food. Must have been gutted when Blair introduced a Scottish parliament.
Still, maybe all his ramblings over a wee bit assembly, as proposed in 1979, puts his worries of meltdown over independence into perspective. I mean, it's not devolution that has caused the queues at food banks, is it?
As for the other Alistair... oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Least said, soonest mended.