BBC SCOTLANDSHIRE

BBC Scotlandshire poll

What is your preferred question for the independence referendum in 2014?
Do you agree that scotland should be an independent country? Do you want Scotland to become separated from our friends and family in the UK, as it plummets towards bankruptcy, leaving the population to subsist by eating grass? Do you aggree that Alex Salmond should become King Eck and everyone in Scotland should be forced to speak Gaelic?
You can take part in the proper poll and read an amusing spoof piece on Andy Murray here