Showing posts with label Noel Gallagher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Noel Gallagher. Show all posts

Saturday, 1 March 2014

SNAPS ON SATURDAY

So, there was a debate, and Johann couldn't answer any of the questions
But she had a good excuse. She wasn't genetically programmed
Unfortunately , it seems the rest of us are all thick too
But anyway, the Queen of Germany came to see the Queen of Scots
Unfortunately the poor woman was also obliged to see Cameron
Wings gave itself a month to raise £53,000 and had it done by tea time
British Airways was positive about an independent Scotland saying it
would be good for business, and promptly did himself out a any chance of a K
It wouldn't be UKOK without some bribery and
corruption going down in government.
Bowie, who lives in the USA and Switzerland
sent someone to England to tell Scots not to leave ..
he said "us", so I assume that means the "US A"
Noel (thanks Stu), on the other hand, 
thought it was a good idea.
Sounds like a fine fellow
Oh, and his mate too. A friend of the rusty lady
Well, that says it all. Tories just don't understand us
George Osborne went down well for Labour
This one was just astonished
Absolutely astonished
Not being genetically programmed to do politics,
she must have decided to clean the kitchen.
Mine's needing a good dicht too Jo, if you're free
And the Norwegian Oil fund which brings in £14 billion
a year in interest alone hit Half a trillion pounds in total.
 In 20 years, that's not bad.
Tax take from UK oil is around £7 billion
UK Oil Fund interest £0, because...
...UK oil fund £0 :(
Can't have everything!