ONE OF THESE IS THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER
|Smile! Think of your GO HOME vans or denying unaccompanied refugee kids access to UK, or throwing Australian families out of Scotland. Yep, that's not bad considering it's you.|
|Unfortunately, it's not the turtle that's standing.|
|Nice going, Crabbie. |
At this rate you'll be able to retire before the contest and save us all some sleepless nights.
|You can't have one without the other... |
Oh, and we can't forget Adam, can we?
|Did she borrow her wellies from Theresa? |
Maybe she was prompted to put her name forward because she's called LEAD SOM(E). Can't think of any other plausible reason.