Thursday, 28 July 2016

A LESSON IN HAPPINESS...

...FROM THE WOMAN WHO GAVE MASSIVE DOZES OF LAXATIVES TO THE FATHER OF HER KIDS, AND THEN TRASHED HIS FABULOUSLY EXPENSIVE CAR...

OBVIOUSLY AN INCREDIBLY HAPPY WOMAN
My thanks to stand up comic, Janey Godley, for this one...

Oh, and put them away Michelle. You're supposed to be a lady now.

22 comments:

  1. The reason she is still tolerated is due to the fact she has learned to bleat just like all those ex Scots. Watching her on tv is the only time I find myself cringing!

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    1. Yes. I've heard her say that she was a very Scottish person, but no, we could never manage on our own.

      How utterly amazing a statement is that?

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    2. Because she can't cope on her own, she assumes everyone else is the same. She needs state benefits from the Lards to pay for her lifestyle, and lacks self confidence. Her constant publicity seeking is a sign of a very insecure person.
      A perfect example of the cringing notScot.

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    3. Yes, benefit scrounger, big time. I've always wondered why the likes of the Mail, Sun and the Express don;t have a go at these skivers like they so readily do at people down the bottom.

      I wonder is she's sanctioned if she turns up in the noble house 5 minutes late!

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  2. Every minute she speaks, I lose a brain cell; so to prevent early onset dotage, I don't listen to her drivel.

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  3. Well,for all those who can't cope on their own,we are probably going to have a choice of continuing to allow England to make decisions on our behalf or being "on our own" in union with 27 other countries.
    I wonder which option will make the cringers feel most secure?
    Of course,if your livelihood (£300/day plus expenses) depends on England being in charge then it is a no brainer.

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    1. Well, seeing as neither Munguin nor Tris get this special Benefit paid at £300 a day, we're going to go with Europe.

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  4. see nicola has been declared outlaw by the real and sovereign law
    of the united Kingdom ......

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    1. She's taken to the hills like Bonnie Prince Charlie, Niko.

      Followed by a pile of bairns that are being mistreated.

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    2. Not really though, just tidy it up a bit, and then proceed. If you took the time to read the ruling, and not digest second hand bull shirt.

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    3. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CodWhPNWYAInph7.jpg

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    4. Typically the unionists are delighted with this court ruling not because they are concerned about the welfare of vulnerable children but because they see it as a set-back for the SNP Government.

      Incidentally, Tris, Bonnie Prince Charlie was sheltered on this island when he was on the run and I'm sure we would do the same for Nicola when Niko and Jackie Baillie force her to flee....

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    5. She'll be around about half past 11 tonight. Niko will be hot on her trail so get ready to shut him out (but leave the window open for Taz.

      Jackie will have stopped off at the nearest chipper.... not the nearest to you, you understand... the nearest to where she started off!!

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  5. There is an old Gaelic saying along the lines of "There are many unhappy hearts in the most magnificent of mansions and many happy hearts in the most humble of dwellings"

    I wonder if this lady is really happy?

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    1. Well, she wasn't happy the day she trashed his £100,000 Porche.

      And I bet he wasn't either!

      Mind if she fed his the pills on the same day, I expect he had other things on his mind.

      I bet she doesn't find it easy to get car insurance these days though!

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    2. J Edgar HooverJuly 29, 2016 9:03 pm

      There's another old saying, "You can't polish the stench off a shite". It's about 2 minutes old.

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  6. Did she read that drivel in a Xmas cracker message? Lady Mone of Mayfair Bingo - fighting to bring down standards.

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    1. It does sound like that Madison.

      It's the kind of trite rubbish that only an idiot would ever come out with. LOL Mayfair Bingo lol lol lol

      Try being happy when you're hungry and cold, Mone.

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  7. Baron Bottle of CumnockJuly 29, 2016 9:00 pm

    Like I says to Chelle the other day in the Lords, "Shut yer legs darlin. There's a helluva draft in here." I near pished mysel laughin and voted for the wrang side. Rare laughs inna Lords.

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    1. Well, yes, I'm sure there are, your holiness.

      Keep taking the medicine, and try to avoid assaulting old ladies.

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