#David Cameron, after pudding and pie,
Screwed us over and made us cry.
Now that the "girls"* are out to play,
David Cameron can creep away.
# Thanks to Mick Ryder on Twitter.
* Poetic licence (big time).
Macbeth rehearsals: Witches on stage now please!
The one on the far right... the wee specky one... yes you.
Don't call us, we'll call you.